That is how I found my keys.
Gandalf–>hobbit–>troll–>underpants gnome–>pants
Hungry–>freezer–>microwave–>hot pockets–>pocket
They were in my pants pocket the whole time!
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Sherlock was outstanding for like four episodes before it completely jumped the shark.
Hannibal is the worst great show the jumped the shark ever. Was super good then super bad real fucking quick.
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Is that Cumberbatch? If it is, how much money has that guy made waving his hands around?
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Thank God
Tucked inside the National Defense Authorization Act (H.R. 6395), which just became law, is a new requirement for federal military and civilian law enforcement personnel involved in the federal government’s response to a “civil disturbance” to wear visible identification of themselves and the name of the government entity employing them.
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Megyn Kelly already did that schtick a decade ago:
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Incredible stuff, had never seen that.
She named her kid Liberty ffs.
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In two years she’ll be against it, because why should people all of a sudden get something she never had?
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Wait…
Did she say " you fucking clown? "
jesus lmao
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I don’t think the bean dad story was bad, but I probably would have given in after 3-4 hours.
i think the problem is that the prize for solving the puzzle was beans
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When I was that kid’s age, we ate lots of beans but they didn’t come in cans. Nothing came in cans. I don’t even remember having a can opener. Cans were for rich people.
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If I was the girl I’d go into the pantry and take all the labels off the cans. That’d teach the son of a bitch a lesson about cans.
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Is there some political metaphor hidden in this story?
Die Another Day?
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