Whatever this thicc thing is it’s come and gone without me ever hearing about it until now.
You guys are fucking out of it.
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If you guys aren’t collecting DNA samples from your pets and sending them into 23 and me, you’re doing it wrong.
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I send them a crusty paper towel every week.
Fuck them and their “postal restraining order”. That’s not even a thing.
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Jesus this is heartbreaking. Puts my insignificant problems in perspective at least.
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https://twitter.com/41actionnews/status/1158871610876682240
https://twitter.com/BigNasty6oh4/status/1160734601922301952
https://twitter.com/tappylappy/status/1160630333945106432
https://twitter.com/chrisollig/status/1158920275456593920
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You don’t remember this? Huge story.
Really excited to hear UP’s take on this very divisive anecdote! (Tweet thread)
That thread could easily have been about me. Right now. Trying to open a can, beer bottle, or, gulp, a bottle of wine. Or trying to do anything. At all.
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I said, “The little device is designed to do one thing: open cans. Study the parts, study the can, figure out what the can-opener inventor was thinking when they tried to solve this problem.”
Stopped here; guy’s a dick. Your kid’s hungry, feed it.
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That’s because you aren’t in a place long enough to be aware of its problems. Many people leave the place they’re travelling to before they even get to experience everything that’s good let alone be aware of what’s bad in it.
No matter where I go, everybody bitches about politics and politicians. People in fucking Iceland complain about their politicians ffs. I know somebody who was born in Finland and hates it and that place is always top 5 for best quality of life.
Anyway, I am extremely jet lagged. Had maybe a day of jet lag travelling west but it’s easier to delay your circadian clock than accelerate it. I’ll be mailing it in at work because my body can’t handle it.
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lol. I clicked on his profile and saw that he has like three podcasts, so dude clearly is interested in what he has to say.
He should have wove in a Donnie Dumb Dumb “sir story”.
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Now if you want a good twitter thread, one that will re-iterate things you personally already believe or suspect:
https://twitter.com/erasmusNYT/status/1345439053076967433
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Thankfully the world has moved past that and no government would ever be so evil that they separate children from their parents and lock then in cages.
How often are you doing something trivial that you know is dumb and narrating to yourself that it’s dumb while you’re doing it? I’m talking about stuff like walking up to the wrong side of your car or closing the refrigerator when you could have easily grabbed something you were going to go in for right away.
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could just be a syringe of dexo