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I wanted Marine Biologist, damn. I think thatās my favorite episode ever.
George getting corrected about a whale not being a fish is one of those jokes that pops into my head from time to time and always makes me smile.
(Correct first pick still available.)
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Lots of terrible drafting ITT.
Iāll let yaāll know when someone makes a correct pick.
The GOAT 
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Iām up? Give me a few minutes.
True North wins, end draft now
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Damn. Three of my top four (The Contest, The Opposite, The Marine Biologist) are already gone.
Whatās the best part of the relationship when you are a shallow superficial man like George Constanza? Seeing your girlfriend naked for the first time. Even better when your friends get to see her first!
I give you āThe Hamptonsā (Season 5)
Iām typing this on my phone so Iāll keep it short.
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And another first-round caliber episode is picked!
Unlike the biggest asshole draft, my top 10 are being decimated early
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I WAS IN THE POOL
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This pick is quite breathtaking
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āI donāt know how you guys walk around with those thingsā may be in the top 5 lines ever delivered on the show
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Oh shoot itās my pick? Lol sorry I have been waiting for someone else to pick all day. We really need a sheet keeping track of picks but I donāt know how to make one anonymously.
I want to do as much of this as possible from memory instead of looking up other peopleās lists but itās been a while since Iāve watched Seinfeld. After āMarine Biologistā, the episode that most sticks out in my head is āThe Chicken Roaster.ā I like how the show got increasingly weird in later seasons and this episode is right up there with the most bizarre.
I assume everyone remembers the main plot - a Kenny Rogers roasters opens across from Kramerās apartment, leading to him and Jerry switching apartments because the light is keeping him up (I forget exactly who is who in this scenario). Thereās the B story line where Elaine is charging all kinds of things to the Peterman account, most notably an $8000 sable hat, which George later leaves behind at a girlās apartment so sheāll have to let him come back for it. Of course the hat disappears so he gets a cneap replacement made of nutria, a type of water rat, which falls apart while Jerry is talking to an old college friend in Kenny Rogers Roasters, leading to the restaurant shutting down.
Thereās even one of my favorite little throwaways, where Kramer has a ventriloquistās doll named Mr. Marbles that Jerry is afraid is going to come alive and murder him.
@beetlejuice and then @DodgerIrish, who is currently contemplating his NBA draft pick.
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i thought āthatās not gonna be good for businessā early on in this covid19 thing and i was right
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Iāll set up a sheet in the OP.
Thatās not going to be good for anyone.
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mjiggy just sniped me back to back itt
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The dream is to snipe you here and in the NBA draft thread simultaneously
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The Millennium
season 8, episode 20
an episode about the future features a wildly outdated āspeed dialā subplot thatās hilarious in how fuckin stupid and backward people in the past used to be
early on, kramer is warehousing party supplies in jerryās apartment, and george and elaine choose to sit on the folding chairs while the couch and chair remain empty.
elaine is locked in a battle with a clothing store, almost coming up with the 2020 curb your enthusiasm āspite storeā gag. finally enlisting kramer for hilarious bits of physical comedy where heās fumbling with the price gun and eating chips like a fuckin alien.
but georgeās subplot in this episode is legendary. desperate to get fired so he can take a better job at the mets, heās wiping strawberry juice on micky mantleās hall of fame jersey, streaking across the field in a fleshtone bodysuit, and dragging the world series trophy behind his car while shouting insults at the yankeeās management from a megaphone. george is flying as high as he ever has.
āi would have never thought that you, bodysuit man, would perpetrate such a disloyaltyā
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