Ham sucks in everyone one of those. Ham sucks.
Youāre feeling hungry now arenāt you suzzer? ADMIT IT
Thinking about iberico ham - yeah.
It only comes from special black-hooved pigs that live on hazelnuts and beer. INSANE if you can find it. Costco is the only place in the US Iāve seen it.
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Vegans are obnoxious, as a group. Yes Iāll generalize. I swear to god the sanctimonious bullshit i see from vegans on social media is getting out of control. Just stop. No one cares youāre a better person for not eating meat. No one. Seriously no one.
I canāt remember the last time Iāve seen or heard a vegan say anything about being a vegan. Whenever the last time was, Iām pretty sure Iāve heard jmakin complain about it a dozen times since then.
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Lol. They arenāt, but Iām not interesting in debating that really. The attitude is the worst. Like how many times have you been surprised to hear someoneās a vegan? Zero times. Theyāll tell you within minutes of meeting them.
Iāve never seen such a lame world view so consume peopleās entire identity quite like veganism.
The ideal pizza is pepperoni, bacon, pineapple and anchovies. The anchovies and pineapple complement each other perfectly.
If a slice of pineapple improves your pizza youāre eating really really bad pizza.
And this is the worst take in all history.
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Oh yeah and a thin crust.
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ITT people from middle America andā¦ Ireland? tell us what makes a good pizza.
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Is it? Do you know what it takes to farm, say, almonds? Industrial agriculture is incredibly damaging to the environment and to local fauna like bees and bats.
This is the lame false dichotomy vegans present and youāre perpetuating it. That your carbon footprint is drastically lower while eating plants only (it isnāt) and the alternative to not doing so is to be a shitty polluter with dubious morals.
This isnāt the case and the reduction in carbon footprint from the vegan diet is barely noticeable above say, simply cutting beef from your diet.
This is beside the fact that itās frequently framed as a moral argument by vegans and not an environmental one. The environmental being a stronger argument, but the way most vegans vegan, I would argue theyāre barely better off environmentally than most meat eaters.
Oh snap
In the 1893 United States Supreme Court case Nix. v. Hedden , the court rule unanimously that an imported tomato should be taxed as a vegetable, rather than as a (less taxed) fruit.
Capitalism strikes again
So I can simply cut beef out of my diet (I have) and Iām on the same moral standing as vegans. Great. Iāll see how that one goes down at the next vegan circle jerk I walk into (surprisingly common)
I always thought pork was fairly damaging as well? Obviously not as much as beef but still not great.
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Pigs and cows both consume a lot of resources per food delivered. Chicken not so much. But still, chicken significantly more than most fruits and vegetables. Fish are a different set of problems.
Another thing about pork is that ham is disgusting.
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Yeah, the unprocessed pig shit that giant pig farms spew around the land with agricultural sprinklers and rivers of it that flow into the ocean are not cool.
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You canāt go half a block in this neighborhood without hitting a vegan restaurant. Iām surrounded. In the circles I find myself in thereās inevitably one or two.
I would just once like to hear a vegan say the words, āIām vegan but Iām also okay with however you decide to live your life, and that doesnāt make you any better or worse than me.ā
Incapable. I tell you. If those words came out of a vegans mouth Iād tell you they eat meat sometimes.
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