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Your loss
I didnāt figure this out until this past year, but the reason I dislike alcohol is the early stage where youāre not yet buzzed but starting to feel something. To me that feels like my brain is being damaged lol. So now I only drink when I intend to get buzzed. All or nothing!
If, starting today, I could only eat one flavor of ice cream for the rest of my life, Iād choose plain vanilla.
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This is correct 
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All ice cream starts as vanilla
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Vanilla, but the home made kind I used to get as a kid that came from the loud assed machine with rock salt
Nah man Iām going straight to the Ben and Jerryās. Half baked all day. Donāt even care if I weigh 600 lbs
Yep
When I was a teen, I snuck a tuna sandwich into the movies. My friends were bemused.
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i srsly want to fight you in the street right now
maybe thatās how people feel when i say i donāt drink alcohol
EMPATHY!
FOOD FIGHTS!
Used to not be. Donāt know whatās happened to me over the last 3-4 years. Ten years ago, I was practically Frank the Tank.
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I half expected people to say it wasnāt even a hot take, little did I know! Bring it mofo, I have boxing gear set aside specifically for when I get challenged to hot-take duels. I came prepared for this shit 
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Thatās one white hot take from Twitter lady
Hating on the Beatles is just lazy hipster shit.
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The right time to stop your road bike exercise session is when the boredom makes you indifferent to getting hit by a car. Actually this is not a hot take, just good advice.