https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1536359649917779970
lolhio
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Wait, that’s not the pitchbot, lol
Lol of course
https://twitter.com/kellyfphares/status/1536451722960326656?s=21&t=XSUhY2Utt5W5_4LcFjkhZQ
They should extend protections to “classmates of Justices’ children and other similarly situated persons”.
Lol quite elaborate cover for Ginni here
https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/1536467379810717697?s=21&t=XSUhY2Utt5W5_4LcFjkhZQ
Cornyn could come out and say they want to rile up a mob outside the liberal staffers homes over the leak, but that protests outside conservative justices homes is a bridge too far, and the eDems would pass his bill anyway.
The gun utopia of Texas is doing well
I think the real question is why are children attending a “summer camp” inside of a warehouse. Aren’t you supposed to be in the woods?
If that guy had a machine gun. 20+ dead
I want to joke that Texas’ climate-wracked hellscape is too hot for outdoor summer camp, but that might be the truth.
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He could have likely killed 20 with his handgun if he wanted, but seems his intent wasn’t to kill kids as was rooms with them but didn’t fire any shots. Of course, the right with add this to their list of good guys with guns stopping a mass shooting.
i’m trying to shove a crack about texas being a soft target into this story but coming up with nothing
This one reads more like a disgruntled former employee or ex spouse, not a typical mass shooter. Maybe we’ll find out after 43 rounds of changing lies from the cops. THE ASSAILANT WAS NINE FEET TALL AND WE BELIEVE HE WAS ARMED WITH A CANNON THAT SHOOTS GUNS OUT IT.
He’d have consumed the children with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse.
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Well then god is a fucking asshole.
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I mean have you read the Bible? God is an insecure petty pos.
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Haven’t read a lot of the bible, but it does strike me that most religious folks seem to believe God is really insecure. He requires a lot of praise or he’ll get pissed. Very fragile ego. Just like Trump. Maybe that’s why the evangelicals are making the link.
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Old Testament god is an ahole
His New Testament son seems much kinder and gentle. If only there was a religion following those principles.
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Not sure being (perceived as) an asshole is such a bad thing. Look at where good guy Dems get you. Gotta break some eggs.