The Television Streaming Thread: Now With Felonies

Arts & Entertainment
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I got five minutes into Tiger King and I’m just done with that shit. Dude has a fucking snow leopard in dog kennel in a van in Florida. These are territorial animals with notoriously weak immune systems that don’t do well in warm climates, fuck off stuffing them into a van in Florida. I hope everyone involved dies screaming.

This whole trade in exotic animals is just a bunch of self-absorbed dipshits who have to have pet tigers to validate their own mediocrity. Fuck you all, you’re not special, stop molesting king cobras and tigers and shit because they make you feel cool. Just get a border collie from your local animal shelter like a normal non-degenerate human being. My parents have a ginormous ratsnake that’s been living under the steps of their backdoor. It’s way cooler than some exotic cobra Florida Man has as a pet in a terrarium.

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1358

Seriously, everyone involved in the exotic pet trade needs to die in a grease fire. Just go to your local animal shelter, they will hook you up with some cool-ass cats and dogs.

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1359

Owning Mahoney (idk where it’s streaming)

Uncut gems (I’ll zoom it)

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1361

It’s a train wreck. You can’t look away from it.

Every time you think these people are scum, they do something that makes them worse human beings.

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I’m fascinated by the woman who escaped from that creepy cult leader whose zoo was in Myrtle beach. She seemed way to well-adjusted to have had such a fucked-up existence.

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I would watch this too. Might experience it differently watching it with a bunch of degens.

1365

I didn’t care for The Platform

1366

Need a show to recommend to this chick I was hanging out with before quarentine. We’re gonna watch it together. Has to be netflix.

So far I know she liked Russian Doll and Tiger King

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What did she like about Russian Doll? Lemme think

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1368

If she likes weird trippy stories with paradoxes, you’d prob both like Project Almanac and Coherence.

If there needs to be a Girl Power element, try Predestination.

If it needs to be funny, I’ll have to think longer.

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I think coherence or Project Almanac would have been right up her alley but I’m not seeing them on netflix. I’m mostly guessing but I think she will like light funny shows or trippy stuff. Like she’s not gonna get into a serious drama.

Thank you by the way, yous the man.

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What about that thing with Jonah Hill and Emma Stone. Forget what it’s called

1371

Superbad? She’s definitely watched that already but I can take a shot.

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No, I looked it up - it’s called Maniac. It’s a trippy comedy/drama/sci-fi series based on a Scandinavian show.

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Perfect! Thanks. Will see how it goes and update.

I’m gonna need some love and affection when this quarantine ends. Being single was great before this but now it sucks hard. Just me, my mom, and my dog for the foreseeable future :(

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Coherence is free on Vudu and Crackle

Project Almanac is free on…welp nothing.

If you have a laptop or a Firestick, I can walk you through installing Kodi so you never have such concerns again.

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1375

I totally skipped over this part. Apologies, I will rethink for Netflix.

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Stim, based on the dynamic of Russian Doll, you two should check out the first episode of LOVE. That’s the Netflix TV series made by Judd Apatow of 40-year-old Virgin and Freaks and Geeks fame. Co-stars Britta from Community. It’s only three seasons, has a fantastic ending, and will deliver some gut-punch laughs if it is to your taste.

Also LOVESICK (formerly known as Scrotal Recall, can’t imagine why they changed the title)

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Sweet thank you. I took a shot with Maniac and she said she already tried to watch it and lost interest :(

LOVE actually seems perfect. You’re the best dude.

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1378

I’m in the poker game in Ozark S3E1. Seat 4. There’s one good closeup of me. Two or three other brief glimpses.

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