Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 3)

Why on earth do people keep making this bet with you? Almost everyone with some sort of gambling literacy, yet the basic risk vs. reward calculation is apparently totally out of reach.

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Wise men and foolish endeavors.

I’m curious what someone would pick for me though.

I would pick something good that you would be dubious about, hoping you enjoyed it. That seems way more fun to me than just making the person eat shit.

(I will not make such a bet though.)

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No no let’s do it. Winner picks a movie they think the other will enjoy :popcorn:

Now that you’ve extended an indication that you would choose for me in good faith, I would consider it.

But I dunno what we’re betting on, and I would still be looking for a spot where I felt like I was going to win.

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Let me know when it comes up. If I like the bet, I’ll book it. No reason not to gamble when losing isn’t going to hurt, but I’m still going to want a spot where you’ll prob lose imo. Let’s say I’ll take it in if it’s 65/35.

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Sounds good. I’ll keep it in mind for awards season or whatever else.

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I saw Spartan like 5 times in the theater, always looking for the twist that we finally realized on viewing 5 was never coming. It was not a standard Mamet movie.

Did his copy have Val Kilmer’s commentary on it?

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This is probably the worst movie I’ve personally seen:

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I had said for over a quarter century that the worst movie I’ve ever seen was Godzilla from 1998.

Emilia Perez is the only film since then that has made me question whether that was still true.

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Yes it did!

We tried to watch the trailer, but of course it was only available with a German dub, and only two people in the room spoke German.

…by choice?

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Yes

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Transformers 2 is hands down the worst movie ever made, never to be surpassed. It has zero redeeming qualities. Its very existence is an affront to film as an art form.

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What were you expecting?

Inside Man

Had always wanted to watch this, but never got around to it.

It’s an absolute blast for the first half to three-quarters of the film, but really struggles to stick the landing. Acting and directing are top-notch (unsurprising given the talent involved). The screenplay isn’t as clever as it wants to be. Nitpicking every fault isn’t really a lot of fun, but there’s a fair amount of stuff that doesn’t really make any sense if you think about it for a few moments.

Overall I’d still say I enjoyed it, but came away a little disappointed after the start was a home run.

6/10

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Anything good at all. A single moment that isn’t awful.

Worse than the Transformers movies that followed it?

Never watched any after it.