Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

Okay I got a movie for ya that’s like metaphorically the same thing.

A man wakes up with no memory of who he is, and finds that everyone who comes within a certain distance of him suddenly dies.

https://tubitv.com/movies/703581?utm_source=justwatch-feed&tracking=justwatch-feed

The writers were in part inspired by the film Oldboy (2003), in which a man and woman have a mysterious connection; they were also inspired by a Superman comic book from the 80s in which Superman couldn’t come to earth without killing people.

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Ok I just listened and that was genuinely hilarious.

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Okay you convinced me and I’m rolling at the part around 48:00 where Harrison Ford says hey let’s hear questions from the rest of your crew

And the guy uses his one question to ask…about himself lol lol lol

Even though the whole thing was funny, that’s actually the part that had me giggling uncontrollably. “You get one bullet, and you use it on THAT?”

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More workshopping on this. When our hero meets the sewer people eventually he figures out some commonality in their personal data and his that’s crashing the system.

Turns out our hero all the sewer people had some kind of nicknames alias at some point, like Bill “Bulldog” Brown. When those got entered into the system, every once in a while an old Microsoft curly quote snuck into the nicknames. So when any system tries to access the person’s record, for something like a credit report, it crashes.

Eventually programmers fix the glitch, but for liability reasons, the govt recordkeepers refuse to admit there was ever a problem, which means most of the sewer people are still screwed as their credit and record long ago tanked. Hmmm maybe not. Still working on the ending.

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Kurt Affair will be my new screen/character name for video games.

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Right I was chuckling the whole way but then that happened.

It’s great too because Harrison Ford can’t believe it either lmao.

I also laughed hard at

Ford: “Who’s Nick Kroll?”

Conan: “Exactly.”

What’s are good Harrison Ford movies that aren’t action or genre films?

Regarding Henry
Sabrina
Working Girl

Witness too close to action to count imo

:thinking::thinking::thinking:

I’m a bit interested to rewatch Presumed Innocent at some point. I saw it when I was too young to really understand, but Sean Fennessey on The Big Picture was piquing my interest in giving it another look with his praise for it on the podcast. To the extent that I remember it, I remember it positively.

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Just finished off viewing #35 or something of Legends of the Fall. Love it, even if the Brad Pitt and Anthony Hopkins characters are infuriating. The last Colonel/Tristan/Alfred scene keeps its impact every time.

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An Amish action hero:

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Rewatched this a couple years ago holds up pretty well, could probably save a lot of time and skip non Julia scenes though.

I’ve still never seen the movie, but I love the book. One of my former colleagues used to date Turow—apparently he’s a huge asshole. (Possibly not an unbiased opinion I guess.)

Man I fuckin love that movie and as a straight man I’m not afraid to say I wanna sex Brad Pitt when I watch it.

It’s not gay if Brad Pitt.

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Is the best podcast about bad movies - How Did this Get Made?

It is great if you have actually seen the movie. But it makes no sense if you haven’t. They make a lot of jokes/references that you won’t get if you’ve not seen it. But Paul Scheer & co are funny so yeah

No, it is The Flop House.

This remains a tremendous scene.

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