How far away is the store? Did he use self checkout? If he used an actual register couldnt the checker provide evidence for the alibi? How long does it take to bleed out from a stab wound? What was the mom doing while bleeding out? DOES THE DAD HAVE FLASH POWERS?!?!?!
I meant to follow up the Almost Famous post with something: After Almost Famous finished playing (on Paramount+), it immediately started playing Adventureland, and I thought this was an amazing algorithmic choice. I mentioned earlier that I am overly susceptible to nostalgia-type movies, and both Almost Famous and Adventureland scratch me right where I itch. So even though I meant to turn off the TV after watching Almost Famous, I ended up watching about half an hour of Adventureland. Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are both great, and the entire cast is really strong (Bill Hader and Kristen Wiig, especially).
I did make the mistake of mentioning that Ryan Reynolds is basically the most handsome man alive, though. My wife was astounded with this take and started listing actors she thought were better looking. This was all fun and games until she got to Robert Pattinson, at which point I turned off the tv and stopped talking to her.
Adventureland is great and your response to your wife was wholly appropriate.
I think many times straight males take mostly aesthetics into account when judging other menās attractiveness while others might factor in many other variables. Ryan Reynolds is objectively attractive as a human but when ranking attractiveness people will use so many other factors, so it makes sense,
Trying to think of a movie that would pair well for a trilogy, but almost all of them are kinda crass in a way Almost Famous and Adventureland are careful to never be.
Wet Hot American Summer would probably fit as a finale in that trilogy. Yes there is crassness and the nostalgia isnt taken as seriously, but I think it can fit well here.
I couldnāt even immediately place who Robert Pattinson was. As I read these posts, I thought, āI bet Iāll recognize him and will be able to understand why heās attactive.ā
5 seconds of Google later, āOh God, itās THAT fucking guy? Ugh.ā I join the others in supporting spidercrabās revulsion.