Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

Used to read Ebert weekly before his death. Think that was the celebrity death that made me the saddest. Life Itself is such a beautiful movie.

Ebert has the best paragraph ever written in his review of North

I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it.

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Mikey and Nicky

I canā€™t believe Iā€™d never heard of this movie before, it is exactly in my wheelhouse: grimy neo-noir with Peter Falk and John Cassavetes. Iā€™m loving it. Imagine if a bunch of John Wick assassins are out to kill you but then Columbo rescues you and you hang out in New York, that is the vibe of this movie.

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https://medium.com/translating-everything/maybe-we-all-missed-the-point-of-the-oscars-e28b0f9aa1af?sk=76bbc14aab93b4ae215b845339dfa97b

Walp

https://twitter.com/discussingfilm/status/1639774178835406848?s=46&t=6KwCLZ-MgqFodL6jxLj6Nw

Yikes

Best case scenario itā€™s another man during a fight I guess

The TMZ article (cited by the tweet) says alleged victim is his GF and they got in a fight in a cab on their way home from a bar when she tried to get his phone to see who he was texting.

And I thought seeing him in an Army recruiting commercial would be the worst news about him this weekend

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If this story gets any worse, he might have to leave Marvel and join the DCEU.

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Yeah he done. Probably the most hot actor right now too. New Kang on deck.

Kevin Feige imo

Marvel writers are at work rn trying to figure out if they can rewrite it so MODOK is the central villain of their next phase of movies.

Im kinda high right now so not sure if this is a joke or an inside source type thing

LMAO I got something for you


https://medium.com/transgender-soapbox/if-you-think-loki-is-evil-wait-until-you-meet-this-guy-b6709e069ef5?sk=5c14240a8fa849e938ca8223631dbcf6

https://twitter.com/doctor_morbius/status/1377096390950613000?s=20

https://twitter.com/doctor_morbius/status/1377096725748350981?s=20

https://twitter.com/doctor_morbius/status/1377097302737776644?s=20

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Iā€™m curious to see what happens.

In a statement obtained by the BBC, Mr Majorsā€™ lawyer said the actor was ā€œcompletely innocentā€ and alleged the star was the victim of the altercation involving a woman known to him.

Priya Chaudhry said: "We are quickly gathering and presenting evidence to the District Attorney with the expectation that all charges will be dropped imminently.

"This evidence includes video footage from the vehicle where this episode took place, witness testimony from the driver and others who both saw and heard the episode, and most importantly, two written statements from the woman recanting these allegations.

So this could be like when Tiffany Haddish was pressed with charges of sexually inappropriate behavior toward a minor, but she held her tongue while evidence was forthcoming until charges were dropped.

I donā€™t think this is potentially like the Justin Roiland situation, where charges were dismissed because they could not be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, such as with Trumpā€™s ā€œexonerationā€ despite an enormous amount of evidence and testimony showing these things are true even if there are technicalities preventing legal consequences.

IANAL obv

Does ā€œbelieve all womenā€ include the original complaint and the recantation or just oneā€”if so, which?

If this is a joke, itā€™s a terrible one. If itā€™s a serious question, itā€™s a terrible.

Iā€™m believing the recantation, I guess. Since it was made twice.

Awful question. Do not JAQ off in your responses to me.

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