Movies (and occasionally face slaps) (Part 1)

I remember that movie. It made me feel very cold.

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I only made it 20 minutes into Weird before tapping out, and I didnā€™t have high expectations going in.

When they started discussing making a real movie based on a Funny or Die trailer for a fake movie, I feel like somebody somewhere along the way should have said no. The idea of a debauched Al Yankovic biopic is more hilarious than an actual one can ever be.

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Saw Black Adam tonight. I enjoyed it. The beginning exposition portion was a bit slow, but once the superhero fighting started, it didnā€™t let up. And the fight scenes were good, not just the usual DC punching someone into a wall. Character designs were cool, ability usage was slick.

Story was meh, kind of your typical ā€œbad guy wants a relic so he can be powerful,ā€ but there was one aspect of it (which I wonā€™t spoil) that really added some emotion.

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Couldnā€™t disagree more, Six bags of popcorn.

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So glad to hear this

It is of course incredibly dumb (and steals like 10 minutes of plot from Zoolander) but if you go into it expecting it to be incredibly dumb it delivers.

https://twitter.com/AbeGoldfarb/status/1589053454462640128

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The premise of this one was a little too unbelievableā€¦would a US high school population really care that a random girl among them had sex ? (Also the main characterā€™s motivations for most of the movie didnā€™t really make sense).
Still this was definitely enjoyable comedy. I guess iā€™m at that point where the parts I enjoy most in these movies are the parents. (Armisen killed it in his 20 sec of screen time)

On another note, for those who enjoyed Drive my car, I would recommend to check out Hamaguchiā€™s following movie wheel of fortune and fantasy. Unlike his usual long features this is made of 3 ~40 min stories which can be watched independently. The 1st one I thought only ok, but 2nd and 3rd are amazing, one of the best things Iā€™ve seen this year.

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As a film noir junkie, Criterionā€™s November Noir lineup is fantastic, itā€™s basically all Iā€™ve been watching. Not even sure what to recommend, itā€™s all great. The Naked City and The Postman Always Rings Twice are obv must-sees. Blue Dahlia has some of the greatest dialogue of all time courtesy of Raymond Chandler.

Northside 777 is one Iā€™d never seen before, Jimmy Stewart on his grind and very gritty on-location shots of 1940ā€™s Chicago. Also, Kiss of Death took a while to get there but the final act is crazy intense. This movieā€™s villain is purported to be the inspiration for TV/movie depictions of The Joker, extremely disturbing and menacing.

Also

https://twitter.com/RealGDT/status/1590523603577352192?s=20&t=Ie1wjc7nfxTQWLlAsnG8lA

Guillermo, no!

Finally watched Barbarian

Justin Long:

finds underground dungeon

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Anyone watched Amsterdam yet? The cast seems elite I might rent it tonight.

At my mother-in-lawā€™s house and she was watching Dog, which I was half-paying attention to while playing on my phone.

Holy Boomer porn. A military dude, a dog and emotional manipulation.

Pretty terrible, but at least there was an unexpected performance from Kevin Nash as a recluse marijuana grower.

Awful movie. Bad acting. Bad direction. Bad script. Donā€™t know how I made it through.

Wakanda Forever

7/10

Pulling off comic book vibes 9/10, but canā€™t overcome rails Marvel forces it to be on. Character shoehorned in for an obvious spin off? Check. Big battle that is obviously filmed on a green screen? Check.

Angela Bassett will forever be fine.

Lupita Nyongā€™o got to show off her Spanish skills. Funny to hear her Mexican accent

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All Quiet on the Western Front is pretty good, actually. It is helped by the fact that weā€™ve never really had an iconic WWI movie, but also itā€™s a solid war movie in its own right.

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Reds is about WW1 some

Netflix has the best business model in the streaming game where they give me just barely enough good content to keep me from unsubscribing. With HBOMax and Criterion I feel like Iā€™m getting my moneyā€™s worth for sure, but Netflix is occupying that sweet spot where I feel like I ought to unsubscribe but also they make just enough good stuff to keep me in. Dahmer and Western Front and Iron Chef Mexico is worth the price of admission, but just barely.

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They gotcha by the short n curlies

Amsterdam, guess Iā€™d give it a 6/10. Busy, weird, frantic with a ton of big names making appearances but I doesnā€™t really all come together. I laughed quite a bit and Baleā€™s character is pretty great but the other mains were meh.

Iā€™m not exactly sure how to describe it but it felt like the characters were almost looking through the camera right at you a lot of times when they were speaking, the director must have been doing something strange with the camera or something it kind of bothered me.

https://twitter.com/baseballinpix/status/1591430623016558597

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