Well, for our scary movie, I let MrsWookie pick between Hereditary and Barbarian without telling her any more about them than that, and me not knowing much more than what’s been posted here without spoiler tags. She went with Hereditary, and I wasn’t all that impressed. It was a movie where a bunch of scary stuff happened, but that stuff didn’t really fit together into a coherent story end to end so as to have a particularly unsettling thesis or outcome.
Right off the bat in the movie, we get a couple things that would seem to the viewer to be important, but that aren’t really. There’s the diorama that the mom is working on that’s featured so prominently in the first shot, and then we see the first scene with people happen as if it were in there. Oh, does that mean we’ll see some more freaky foreshadowing in the diorama? Nope. Mom just sorta puts scary things we’ve already seen into it instead. The whole thing seems to exist only as an odd answer to the question “What does Annie do for a living?” and as an overly elaborate substitute for the smashing plates trope to show she’s at her wits end and has snapped.
Then we have the apparition of grandma. Oh, are we going to see more of her in dark corners and such? Nope, we’re going to ignore that for 95% of the movie.
But then we’re into the Charlie plot, which was a real gut punch and when the movie was actually making some sense. Like, if the grandma apparition thing had been there strictly as a Psycho-esque setup, a ruse to make you think you were getting one kind of movie before a shocking turn of events sets the plot on a completely different course, and then is completely forgotten, I feel like it might have been a better movie. The completely non-supernatural haunting of the family in the wake of the tragedy was compelling and scary, and it made me think for a while that we were done with anything supernatural. Turns out I was wrong, we get the seances, but I was still on board. We’re still focused on Charlie, how her death impacted the family, and haunting spirits, which have been established at this point.
But then as we race towards the end, the whole thing just falls apart. Dad getting burned by mom burning the sketchbook makes no sense and is in violation of the prior scene. Peter bashing his head at school makes no sense. Oh, apparently there’s a devil we’re worshipping that no one has ever heard of before? Uh, sure thing bro, wtf? Oh, now mom is dead and a ghost? If she died, where’s her body? Or if that’s her body, then we just get to fly now? Why? Does dad get to be a flying ghost? Oh, here’s a bunch of naked people telling you Peter is now a devil. The end. Oh come on. It’s just a mess that the movie just throws at you rather than having any of it motivated by anything else in the story line. I get that surprises are a good part of horror, but there’s just too much that appears out of nowhere without setup or foreshadowing that it ruins the suspension of disbelief.
I can’t call it a bad movie, because the middle was too good, but it’s about a 5/10 for me.