To be fair Kelly McGillis is 5 years older (and a few $100 million poorer) than Tom Cruise
She’s also a Congregationalist and Tom is a Scientologist so chessmate
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The reviews from 2 years ago were solid as well, it’s hilarious this movie has been completed for like 2.5 years
I unapologetically like Tom Cruise because he has the best sprinting form of any actor.
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Just watched Top Gun tonight. Pretty hyped for Maverick.
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He’s no.2 in this.
Haven’t watched this yet but it better have Steven Seagal running in it. He runs worse than Detective Baby Legs from Rick and Morty.
EDIT: Eh, he played Seagal’s ridiculous running form down.
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LMAO
Why would you show Seagal running in any movie that’s not a comedy?
Because Seagal owns the production studio that creates his movies. That’s why none of his movies are designed to be comedies. They just turn out that way. Cumtown breaks down his latest movies.
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Rifftrax did a Steven Segal movie recently. Think it’s maybe the only time I’ve seen a movie where Russian gangsters are the good guys.
Wonder why.
Really crazy to read an Alexander Hamilton biography talking about all the diplomatic nuances with France, while we’re living in a world where Steven Segal, Dennis Rodman, and Flavor Flav play important roles in foreign relations.
Edit: am I misremembering Flavor Flav doing something international? Maybe I’m thinking of Brigitte Nielson. Hey-yo!
Watched the original Top Gun first time since the 80s. It’s like two movies. The aerial stuff is great but every scene on the ground is atrocious. Like unwatchable.
Still excited for new one.
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Crush (2022)
8/10
High school lesbian drama. This one’s aiming for an East Los High vibe of being cute, light on the sexuality, and more about the drama of high school loves. And this one works. The characters are likeable and people you can root for.
Same. Tom Cruise is the weak link in that movie. Still kicks ass though
It’s super weird how bad his acting is in it. Only a few years later he would be making Rain Man and Born on the Fourth of July.
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I think the campy nature is a choice
If so, it’s not a good one. 