What did the dog say to the corpse?
You’re a dogscent
Do not recommend. Then Dog comes after you!
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Just want to remind everyone that dog got cancelled for screaming n word over and over at one of his son’s who was dating a black woman. The call was recorded.
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Oh, yeah, of course the guy is an enormous scumbag.
Wait a minute, the guy who is performing an “investigation” while leaking details to the press is a dick? No way.
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Star Wars made bounty hunters seem so cool, and yet this is what they’re like in real life.
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He’s actually a fairly diminutive scumbag.
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Anyone ever watch this?
I always wondered what would happen if people just bolted for wilderness.
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Seems like it would be hard to evade a bounty hunter when you have a camera crew in tow.
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Come to think of it, why did Darth Vader hire bounty hunters to get Han Solo? Was finding him really a job the Empire needed to hire subcontractors for?
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Stephen King thought so
Ha I actually watched and liked that show. Was a bit contrived and you have to ignore each fugitive has a camera crew…
They were limited to specific geographic areas I think so don’t know if they could get into real wilderness. I recall one team did try to go off grid but were caught fairly quickly.
I would think it is hard to go on the lam w little to no prep time. As you then require contacting people you know for help.
My theory is that the Empire had really shitty human intelligence, so they had to subcontract the job of tracking down these critical resistance fighters. idk why Vader felt the need to personally deal with the guns for hire, that seems like something you delegate to a general or something. It’s like if the head of the FBI had a one-on-one meeting with Dog the Bounty Hunter. Vader’s whole management style is pretty messed up.
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Hiring bounty hunters was normal. Vader had been searching for Luke for a few years using Empire resources. He had sent a bunch of probe droids, which is how Hoth was found, but it was like using a hammer when a scalpel was the better tool. Maybe he just wanted to try something different. Possibly, he wanted to capture Luke outside of the normal structure so that he could keep things concealed from the Emperor and have time to turn Luke to his own side.
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Storm Troopers were always shooting first and asking questions later. Even though Vader had to remind bounty hunters of the “no more disintegrations” policy it was probably easier to keep a small group accountable even if they were scum.
I guess I get why you hire bounty hunters, but if you’re the #2 guy in the entire Empire you don’t meet personally with lowlifes on the bridge of your ship. Vader needs to learn how to delegate stuff like that out, he looks like a total douche.
Maybe it’s symbolic to show displeasure with the regular staff; you can’t Force-choke all of them.
He wasn’t number 2 in the empire. He followed orders from the generals.
Well then I don’t understand why Vader was always taking direct orders from the Emperor. Seems like he was ignoring the chain of command and going over everyone’s heads like a total asshole.
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