Major League Baseball (Part 1)

I can’t hear where I am, wtf happened to Kelly?

Shoulder stiffness, they said

Have the Braves just packed it in happy to go home 3-2?

They want to win it in front of the home fans.

Just popping in to inform the thread that Dave Roberts is dog shit at managing a pitching staff

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Kiké should practice not that style of catch.

That was a fun bounce. Wow, then they just pull the guy after one hit.

Bob Costas was a bit weird this pregame show

:stamp:

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MAXIMUM BUTTHOLE

LOL Betts

Poo

Holes.

Imagine having this dude pinch hit for you with a chance to tie the game in game 6 in 2021

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2nd/3rd nobody out strandido. Run expectancy there is 1.98759.

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Albert is a black hole in that lineup and Mookie’s AB was especially horrible if he was paying the slightest bit of attention to the 2 at bats before him.

Run expectancy * SPHINCTERS = Bupkis

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Rosario is hotter than a fresh-fucked sheep in a pepper patch.

(As my stepdad would say)

Dodgers bats are colder than a well-digger’s asshole.

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Dodger’s have a historic projection for Sklansky runs though. Maybe they’ll get a diamond-encrusted parrot trophy or something.

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Matzek is hepped up on goofballs.

This is setting up for Pujols to be the last out, representing the tying run. if somebody gets on.