This is very ugly.
Edit: fuck!
This announcer in the Braves game keeps saying Eddie Rosario is “one of the fastest players in the majors”. He isn’t. He’s got 50 stolen bases in 808 games.
Rosario is fuckin’ possessed!
BUTTHOLES ARE BACK BABY
Do you think he’s confusing him with Ahmed Rosario? Because yeah that’s odd.
There are 557 players currently qualified for sprint speed on Statcast in 2021. The bottom three players could not break 23 ft/sec average. Can you name them?
Pujols
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Correct. Dead last.
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Miggy and Salvador Perez
Buster Posey is pretty fucking slow.
Not Pujols slow, but close
Yadier Molina?
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I mean, theyre all catchers aside from Pujols, right?
Steve Balboni
Clutch Yadi is correct. Final one is a fat guy who didn’t play all that much in 2021 but you all know him.
Fat guy? There really aren’t that many. Astudillo??
Good guess but it’s a different fat guy. The #4 from bottom is also a different fat guy but maybe not one everyone would think of.
Is Bartolo still in the computer?
Is Pablo Sandoval still a thing?
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Yes and he was the 3rd slowest runner on competitive runs that were tracked in 2021. Mike Ford (appropriately named?) was 4th worst.
Great, another 20-minute delay incoming.
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