Worst part is that you can’t even respond with the passive-aggressive “yeah we do” response like you would with an SO, it has no effect when there’s a power imbalance.
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Weekend update. Absolute freak. Fucked like 9 times. She woke me up twice for sex.
Beat: took too much MDMA and couldn’t get it up first night but woke me up early and was ready to go
Brag, she said it was fine and still gave my soft peepee head for like 15 mins.
Variance: her orgasms are strange. She legit has like a whole body seizure almost lol.
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I think those are just called orgasms.
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Lol it’s not like a 10 second body shake thing. It’s like a minute long seizure. Way, way more intense than usual.
Smh I don’t want to brag so I’ll just say I know what a normal orgasm is. All women are different
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I don’t know man, that entire post was a pretty sick brag. I’m not hating, though. IIRC, you had a bit of a dry spell for a while, so I’m glad that you’re back in the game. And apparently killing it.
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Well I mean, hes getting a loaner. Not sure it counts as killing it.
Just playin Stim. It sounds fun. Glad youre having a good time
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If this girl is as crazy as she sounds loaner is actually optimal. I’m still in camp killing it.
I suppose if he was looking for an LTR, then obviously this wouldn’t be killing it. I assumed his prime objective was busting out of his slump. If that’s the metric, he’s doing great. Sure it kind of fell into his lap, but I tend to be somewhat results oriented on these matters.
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I mean, really, before I can fully tell if he is out of a slump we need to know his WHIP and WAR numbers
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Yeah I didn’t have basically any human contact until I was vaccinated. Like not even hugs or anything.
Not really looking for a relationship. My last real ex was a 4 year long relationship with a narcissist that made my life a living hell and fucked me up for a long time. I plan to live the single life and be very, very cautious about entering relationships.
Because besides that my other long term relationship was also pretty bad. I’m really bad at breaking up with someone once I realize I need too and just kinda deal with a ton of shit thinking people can change/ I can fix it. I always have way more fun being single.
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I’m with you there. I had one similar a long time ago that thankfully lasted less than a year but it still messed with my head for some time afterwards. When I thought about why I stuck it out so long I felt ashamed, until I remembered the Woody Allen :( joke about the guy who goes to the doctor because his brother thinks he’s a chicken.
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Can we have a conversation about this? I’ve never managed to rise to duty on mdma. In fact my distinctly average sized penis shrinks dramatically when loved-up…this doesn’t happen to you?
(Obv no obligation to comment on the size of your penis)
Go on…
A guy walks into a psychiatrist’s office
"Doctor, my brother’s crazy! He thinks he’s a chicken. "
“Why don’t you turn him in?”
“I would but I need the eggs”
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Depends for me. If I don’t take too much I’m fine. If I’m rolling balls I can’t. And yeah if I’m rolling hard my pp shrinks.
It just varies though. Some guys can, some can’t. It’s not abnormal, plenty of guys have the same problem
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Kinda had a panick attack about the whole thing this morning. She hits me up every day. Like we talk a lot. What’s it going to be like when he’s around?
God this situation is so weird.
you have a triad going now congrats, lol
I mean, this is certainly possible. Obviously their relationship is open, but id expect the intensity/frequency to fall off when hes back from (deployment?)
Have you guys talked at all about what happens when hes back?
Well he’s one of my best friends so we will be hanging out.
He wants us both to have sex with her at the same time but I’m not really down. I think I’ve mentioned this before
Damn I would have gotten crushed on an o/u on this