LOL LAW

It’s the price of freedom.

I thought that weekly dead school children riddled with bullet holes was the price of freedom?

little of column a, little of column b.

was thinking of making a tasteless joke about put them together and you “columnbine”. but that would be uncouth.

Fuck off. LOL LAW

Circuit Court Judge Sandra Lynch vacated Abdelaziz and Wilson’s mail and wire fraud convictions on Wednesday, stating “the district court erred in instructing the jury that admissions slots constitute property.”

So another case of bad jury instructions?

Can any lawbro explain to me what the state can do here? Can they run it again with proper jury instructions, or does double jeopardy apply in that case.

It’s all very confusing to me. Sometimes defendants get legit fucked and there is apparently no recourse. And then there is shit like this.

Those admissions slots are clearly very valuable; someone getting off because they were incorrectly deemed “property” seems like classic LOL LAW

Looking quickly at decision, the judge vacated most of the convictions and remanded back to trial court. So government could retry with proper jury instructions.

It does look a bit more complicated as there were other issues that the appellate court found, so on retrial they may not be able to present some of the same evidence and/or arguments.

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Sounds like the 5th circuit case on birth control is going well

https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1658911337848741901?t=C7KGjbp1LDYjVAxtuRT4sg&s=19

https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1658911641696600064?t=UxoBLIia_5_SME6aEWxXfw&s=19

https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1658912310579142671?t=LkaAmDBcqILUByrG3fcoWA&s=19

Lol to the conservative law movement whose wet dream is to write a bitchy trolly Scalia opinion but are now whinning that everyone’s being too mean to us and why can’t we be civil as we prepare to ban birth control?

https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1658909820534104086?t=jKubn_SgYn_DaxYLkw2uDg&s=19

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Can’t they be charged criminally somehow? Get Dick Wolf on the case.

I’d like to (censored) them so that they (censored) and well damn, my whole thought is cenZored.

Elizabeth Holmes reported to prison yesterday.

Cliffs: prosecutor gets conviction against guy for murder. Gets elected judge. Guy appeals murder conviction, judge independently works to get appeals judge disqualified because he doesn’t like the appeals judge’s approach and thinks a successful appeal could hurt him.

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A relative owns 30 shares, LOL. Obama appointee of course.

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Thread up and down

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Lol how is this real

https://twitter.com/hannahcrileyy/status/1664694671753334788

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