LOL LAW

Whitmer has a double-digit polls in the polls and seems pretty safe.

I thought she could be in trouble because she caught so much heat for her (mostly competent) handling of Covid that angered a lot of people. But then the Republicants blew themselves up in the primaries.

only nbz thinks voting for choice on abortion in any election is “wasting it”. we should be voting for it in every election

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Polls are meaningless.

https://twitter.com/PeterVroom1/status/1567676844203249664

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It really is amazing that the people that handled it the best are hated for it and DeSantis is taking victory laps. What a country!

Popehat gonna popehat

Defense said they had 20 more witnesses, showed up and had zero more witnesses

Judge went off

Popehat appalled on behalf of Parkland shooter’s attorney who pulled the above stunt

https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1570208259092676609?s=46&t=HDk4sppqbRxiyWHIUVYlKQ

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Was that in front of a jury, and wouldn’t it be grounds for appeal?

Almost certainly not in front of the jury.

Edit: confirmed. Also I know it shouldn’t matter but it really does. When the facts are so heinous and the defendant is so obviously guilty, spare me the idealistic bullshit.

Eh…. This is a penalty phase trial to see whether this prick should be put to death, not a guilt or non-guilt trial. Everyone is entitled to a defense, even this guy, and especially when the only issue is whether he should be put to death. It’s not like these are hired guns trying to get this guy off. They’re just trying to save his life. Obviously I wasn’t in the courtroom but the defense making a strategic decision to not call a bunch of witnesses isn’t unheard of. Dick move by the defense attorneys I guess in not alerting the court earlier, but this whole thing seems kind of ho hum in the grand scheme of things. At worst it’s just inconsiderate. It’s not some grave sin.

Maybe I’m a bad person but I just don’t give a fuck. The guy killed a bunch of innocent teenagers. Just impossible for me to have sympathy for the “OMG this judge” bullshit when the defense attorneys deliberately wasted everyone’s time. Double Logan Roy fuck off at the “they’re trying to kill a person” takes when he actually did kill actual children. Literal FOAD.

I’ll give you 10-1 anyone involved spends a day in jail Andy!

https://twitter.com/aweissmann_/status/1570508613877387264?s=46&t=XehY0SLYbMJQWKR06Su4Qw

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It doens’t make you a bad person to hate this guy. I certainly think he’s a POS who deserves to die. But i don’t think it’s the state’s place to be killing anyone, and I certainly don’t hate an attorney who is trying to keep him from being put to death (after pleading him guilty).

https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1571152062578331649?s=20&t=0H5vEzetZ67-B7vfw4yDHg

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:kermit:

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So corrupt

More letters

https://twitter.com/normeisen/status/1571308537745129472?s=46&t=sS2b0yqPM2HRKMD0RKuokQ

The biggest troll from lol law is still to come: Biden saying the pandemic is over on 60 minutes is gonna be used by the kangaroo courts as a pretext to throw out student loan relief.

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REAL

https://twitter.com/AkivaMCohen/status/1572739351922249729

Only posting this because it’s the most quintessential lawbro post I’ve seen in a while. Not even that anything he says is wrong it’s just overwrote and hysterical.

'benchslap" lol

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