LOL Democrats - Tik Tok on the clock, but the party don't stop

The Democratic Party as an institution is not incentivized to win elections because their policy platform doesn’t make any money for them or their donor base. Conceive of the Democratic Party not as a political party, but as a corporate entity the purpose of which is to collect revenue and disburse it to various nepotistic affiliates. What makes them money is actually maintaining the status of their various boogeymen. Amy McGrath’s campaign against Mitch McConnell raised $70 million and she lost by double digits. Why bother actually delivering concrete outcomes for people if you can just scare or enrage them into giving you money instead?

For Republicans, while they also use this strategy to harvest money from rubes (most successfully in the Trump campaign), they also need to win elections because they have policy outcomes to deliver which make money for their biggest donors.

This is a simplified account and stuff like the Dems having a more diverse ideological base also matter, but the main driver of the difference is material, not ideological.

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There are a million reasons Democrats suck, most of which have been discussed at length here. One very important factor that doesn’t get enough attention is that they are fundamentally just fucking pussies.

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Just lol.

https://twitter.com/teampelosi/status/1434674089076084739?s=21

I mean, she’s not wrong.

The trouble is, beyond the fact that they can’t seem to get anything done, the Dems are just so terrible at actually conveying that message.

lol Nancy doesn’t give a fuck about working families, she actively works on slowing down actual progress. Actively fights progressives winning seats.

I mean didn’t she just get caught insider trading with her 100+ million fortune?

Nancy is not on our side. She’s fully on team corporate and not team working families.

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Dude, the people working at goldman sachs have families too (often multiple families) how could you be so inconsiderate?

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The real lol democrats is going to be the final tax bill.

Shocking

https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1435284204737253378?s=21

Entire article is truly disgusting. These people belong in jail or worse. They (at least) 6x’d the price and sold exclusively double doses while colluding with Pfizer to keep a monopoly, absolute horror movie villain shit here. Oh and Manchins wife lobbied for all schools to buy it.

The company also conducted market research and concluded that since it was a matter of life and death, customers would suck it up and buy two pens if that was the only choice.

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Also from that article

" Bresch had been named chief operating officer of Mylan in October 2007, a promotion that immediately sparked a scandal when the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reported that her claim of having a master’s degree in business administration from West Virginia University was false. Bresch’s father Manchin was the state’s governor at the time, and the school soon corrected the paper, saying that she had indeed obtained the degree. A subsequent investigation concluded that the initial answer had been right: Bresch had been far short of a degree, and university administrators fabricated grades to get her over the line, leading to multiple resignations from the university’s senior leadership. Manchin was elected to the Senate in 2012."

Any semi-competent President would hold that shit over Manchin. Play ball or I’m sticking the DOJ on your criminal shit for brains scumbag daughter who just PUT A BLTANT ANTITRUST VIOLATION IN A FUCKING EMAIL

FUCK ALL THESE PEOPLE

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Lol imagine what LBJ would do with that lol.

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I’ve been saying that shit for months. Even before this came out they should have been doing that for voting rights. Democracy is literally on the line.

Who cares if it puts the infrastructure bill at risk if he doesn’t play ball. Voting rights are so much more important

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1435262661038575621?s=21

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apocalypse-now-marlon-brando

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New 5-4 on the abortion case really highlights how unbelievably pathetic dems are. Not just legislatively but with messaging too. Just an absolutely fucking horrific case that is super unpopular nationally and barely a fucking peep from them

Republicans can easily stir up massive outrage over completely made up shit like critical race theory being taught to kids. Republicans effectively over turn Roe V. Wade and absolutely fucking nothing from democrats.

Just absolutely pathetic.

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https://twitter.com/zachfisch/status/1435340715391922183?s=21

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Dems have an issue with wanting appear rational and above the fray. They hate being seen as dirty, partisan fighters. This is what being kind and not being a dick gets us.

https://twitter.com/BrynnTannehill/status/1435272753108684808?s=19

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Somehow missed this one