Because I’d rather live in Biden’s world than live without him in mine. Alternate title: Georgia runoff goes through Savannah
The date: Jan 5, 2021
What’s at stake?
Oh just a little thing called control of the senate and ending Cocaine Turtle’s reign of terror.
- How much money will be spent on this thing?
- Will Trump stump, pout, or actively ratfuck?
- Will Senate and House dems promise a stimulus package ready to go with something like $2k for every American?
- Is a split win possible? Probable?
- Will GA even be done counting the votes by the time the 117th Congress convenes?
- How much will Biden stump? In 2008 Obama avoided the runoff. But stakes are much higher this time.
- Will Trumpers turnout?
- Will Buckhead Lululemon moms turn out?
- Will African Americans turnout? Lol that’s not a question - they got this.
- Will Arthur Blank come down to the field to cheer on the Republican candidates to certain victory?
- Will UGA still be live to painfully choking in the CFB National Title Game (Jan 11th)?
- Will the strippers at Cheetah III ever go home with me if I throw enough money at them?