Feels like 2020 is perfectly setup for a nuclear exchange.
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Is … is that a sex act?
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I wish
Maybe it can be mutual coprophilia, where both partners have diarrhea.
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“provides protection for your home and family, thanks to the wearable holographic nano-layer catalyser, which can be worn or placed near to a smartphone or any other electrical, radiation or EMF [electromagnetic field] emitting device”.
“Through a process of quantum oscillation, the 5GBioShield USB key balances and re-harmonises the disturbing frequencies arising from the electric fog induced by devices, such as laptops, cordless phones, wi-fi, tablets, et cetera,”
I mean … I just can’t …
Someone had a lot of fun writing that blurb. Holographic nano-layer warding off electric fog lol.
Quantum oscillation doesn’t come cheap.
An external member of some council bought one and is recommending them on the strength of feeling better lol.
You know, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if that company has something similar in the pipeline for covid, bringing to the people some Brexit entrepreneurship.
The Principal by god does, requires it even as of this very day.
And don’t even get me started on the fact that I have to do that crap at all. You’re managing millions of our funds for us and you’ve got ME doing goddamn data entry on top of that??
Glastonbury … ley lines too old fashioned now? - need some modern nonsense.
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My only issue with the anti 5G stick is I didn’t think of it.
Most of the 5G nutters probably don’t trust government or courts so it is unlikely they would sue you if they could even determine they were not effective.
I could easily see someone selling 100k of these worldwide if the BBC didn’t stick their stupid nose into it.
Of course if you put the article on the landing page/sales page as evidence the media is part of the conspiracy in using 5G to control us it might be a successful double back spin.
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More amusing to me than these ads are the people who lol at the ridiculous pseudoscience and then proceed to breathlessly watch CNBC for help making investment decisions.
you just gave me an idea–now I just need some 5G sticks.
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looting the local target or walgreens or whatever is really dumb
how about a hedge fund or a corporate office? United Health CEO’s office? might as well loot a looter.
well a gun store they actually might stop so maybe not that
This is full article from that site:
There is surprisingly a large number of anti-5G people around the world.
Some of these people are very extreme about it they even burn 5G towers in their cities.
While companies are getting frustrated about people destroying their 5G infrastructure some guy who is believed to be from Seattle choose to capitalize on the whole mess by scamming the anti-5G community. The scammer who had set up an e-commerce website in January managed to rake in over half a million dollars selling something he called 5G repellent lotion.
The website had costumers from around the world before it was taken down on the 15th of April. The website owner targeted the anti-5G groups on Facebook to push his product which became so popular that it was being sold on Amazon by resellers who bought in bulk. The 5G repellent lotion was being sold for $20 apiece but when the website was taken down they were sold for about $80 dollars on eBay for a few days.
The authorities says they were shocked by the reviews of the product because the people buying it actually thought it was saving their lives from the danger of 5G towers. “We got one cans of this precious 5G repellent lotion and took it to the lab, turns out it is just a very old Vaseline lotion mixed with very old sun screen. It is really said that people could just believe in something silly like this and spend their money on something they have no clue about. If anything will give them cancer it is the anti-5G lotion not 5G towers”. Said Levi Brooks.
More and more people around the world are joining the Anti-5G groups and destroying the 5G towers. Social network giant Facebook had removed some of these groups when it’s members start participating in the destruction and burning of 5G infrastructure across the world.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/benjaminbutter/status/1266039361151385608
Bye Bob, you lived a good life, Sir.
China does a lot of prick waving when it comes to territory in the South China Sea and their borders. They figure that they got the ball rolling with Hong Kong so why not keep the momentum going by fucking with other neighbors?
Beat: Utility work knocked out cable and internet for us, and the earliest appointment I could get is Friday afternoon.
Brag: Looks like they fixed it inside of a couple hours. Not too bad.
Variance: Except the cable only seems to have one channel, and that is Fox News, fml.
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