LC Thread 2020: What the PUNK? ROCK.

She’s a retired vet, I don’t need to tell her that.

Well you might need a trap to catch it if it’s truly feral.

Just call ICE

I read this in Bob Barker’s voice.

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Then what do you do with all the extra snakes and mice?

Nah man, just make friends with them.

Doesn’t usually work unless they’re still young or were handled by humans at some point. If the mom is coming in the house she may be semi-feral.

Pulled over today on a busy highway after spotting a turtle trying to cross. Got em across the road. Made my day. A car missed it by inches right before I got there.

Tried this a couple weeks ago just to see some shitbird run right over it before I got there.

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I think she’s coming in the house because my mom is luring her in with food. She’s pretty good at wrangling animals. They’ll definitely get spayed and neutered.

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Imagine the first prehistoric human who befriended a wolf. Must have seemed totally nuts at the time. It worked out, tho.

Trash dumps. The wolves that weren’t scared got fatter and more complacent and bred tamer wolves.

My uncle has squirrels that eat out of his hand. If they were of any use we’d probably have domesticated them too.

Hell yeah, just like my man Bob Ross.

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People like baby animals.

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https://twitter.com/TylerLaRiviere/status/1306068194713628678?s=19

I’m sure I will be hearing about how thank God Lightfoot protected the city from violent thugs from all my “not political” relatives in the next few days.

I don’t think you’ll be hearing exactly that.

https://twitter.com/TylerLaRiviere/status/1306082678962257921?s=19

Oh I see. Trump is making the suburbs safe by locking the thugs in the city.

Austria, 1937: “Anyone have the latest Mercedes-Benz 770?”

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeee just hit the bad beat jackpot on Poker Bros!

Flopped quad deuces, he rivered the steel wheel

Little over $3,800, that’s good for 2 bullets at 10/20, right?

I kid… the story of my entire existence on Poker Bros is grind micros and win, kick it up and lose it all at small stakes, rinse repeat. Determined not to do that.

What sucks is my agent can only do withdrawals on Tuesdays so I have to wait almost a week to pull it out… and resist the temptation of higher stakes.

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