“Ok, check out this actual story: There’s a rich guy who dresses up in an armored suit.”
“Um… go on. What does he do when he puts on the su-”
“It looks like a bat and has molded six-pack abs!”
“Are you having a stroke?”
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Can we get a superhero movie watch party?
You and me both. Every dentist is Dr. Szell in Marathon Man to me.
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I was running late for a tee time and let my 40lb Belgian shepherd puppy out to pee and she decided it was play time and tried to get me to chase her instead of come back inside. She would pretend like she was coming in and then sprint past me at 20mph, gloat from a safe distance, and then do it again. She did it twice and on the third try I stepped in front of her and figured out that my head and feet swap positions when I step in front of 40lb balls of muscle that are traveling at 20mph. I caught her though and was only a few minutes late for my tee time which they excused because I was bleeding.
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I want to hear the dogs side of this. 
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“6ix did another racism” in 3… 2…
KRS ONE already told me his ass is the blackest.
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And he’s on point imo (1 is the Good, 2 is the Bad):
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We got her from the humane society when she still had her puppy fur and baby teeth. She became a perfect dog at 2 years, but the first two she was hell on wheels.
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Damn it nevermind.
Yeah, that’s why you don’t play that “but Coates is… BLACK” racist game in the first place.
Girls at my elementary school would play this or something very similar. No idea what their name for it was. It was reasonably popular though.
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Other than the fact that it casts actual sharks that live in the ocean in a real bad light.
Big argument about race on Nextdoor and the history of the city and a controversy over a park that was seized from a Black family in the 1920s because of terror from the KKK pressuring the city and people campaigning for compensation now.
Anyway, guess who is the first person to actually be called a racist in that thread?
No, it’s not me. It’s a Black person is called racist for pointing out that some people in the city have been racist towards her. She didn’t even call them racist, just said people have asked her things like what she is doing in the city/does she belong here (population is 1% Black).
holy fuck
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I didn’t follow most of all that bro. Sorry. I’m low brow mostly I suspect and camping got cancelled so have had a few beers and scotches.
It may be my low browness or alcohol but him saying he can say ghetto blaster despite us all saying it originated in racism and him taking the seemingly other side here is weird.
Lol my bad your reply tag got stuck.
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jalfrezi has two chips on his shoulder - and I don’t mean to say they are unjustified, though they are probably over-generalized. One is that Americans think America is the whole world. The other is that people talk about Africa a lot and are wrong about it a lot. In case you haven’t noticed, he’s been to/lived in/traveled in/etc Africa.
eta: at least two chips
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