If you’ve never had a melted-butter handy, you’re missing out.
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Lol I’ve been offered extras in a strip club like 50 times at least.
Everyone has but we’re gonna have to see another category.
Massage therapist? Yes.
Masseuse, on the other hand, is a different story.
I’ve never paid for a massage. How unusual is that?
Not at all for guys. I’ve tried to convince some of my guy friends of their virtue for years to no avail.
Salted or no? I’m never sure which one to get.
well ya you’re not paying for the massage part.
never? i’d say pretty unusual unless you’re an exceptionally manly construction worker who doesn’t like people touching you.
i had a massage envy subscription for two years. was super enjoyable and got pretty good deals for my packages so it didn’t even seem that expensive.
I have a ton of toxic masculinity, I’m cheap, lately I’m poor, I’m not much of a hedonist, and I’m naturally extremely loose/laid back/un-tense.
not sure if serious?
i could totally see suzzer getting some freak to melt butter on his dick and start gobbling away on it like an ear of corn.
Imagine being afraid of BLM she your a senior living in The Villages during this pandemic.
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Hi
I’m really not all that manly
Who wants to be touched by a stranger? Gross.
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You and I are very different. 
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I bet.
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How do you think the Cheddar Bay biscuits stay so glistening and moist?
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Massages are awesome I try to get one every few months
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Not really sure how I ended up here, but I need to share.
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Ok so I need to let everyone know how to make a good cup of tea, albeit weak tea. Strong tea is for deplorables and should be avoided thus. Now boil a kettle of water, preferably on a wood stove but at a stretch gas will do. Put your teapot on the periphery of the stove to warm it a little, once the kettle has boiled leave for minimum 30 seconds before adding to the leaves in the nicely warmed teapot. Let sit for a minute then proceed to pour either in an enamel bush mug or your fave mug given to you by your mum. Drink weak and black with no sugar and certainly no sweeteners! Top up your pot when you have finished and transfer into a thermos so you can partake throughout the day, stopping at 3pm because we are living in a civilised society. Empty tea leaves into compost bin so you can feel not only the smugness of a good cup of tea but also an environmental self-righteousness.
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The Washington Post - concerned about America’s rapid descent into fascism? Not really. But is Kellogg delivering enough government subsidized obesity causing processed high fructose corn syrup in the guise of healthy “wheat” product? DROP EVERYTHING!