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Imagine both NK and USA having brain leaders at the same time.

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There’s powerful, and then there’s having your own train powerful.

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I wonder if he went there to convalesce after his heart op and something happened.

Or maybe he was a cabbage and they didn’t know what to do with him, so got him a one way ticket to his favourite elite hideout so as not to displease him in the unlikely eventuality he recovers.

The Dennis Rodman “I understand you just lost a close friend” interviews are going to be so awkward and wonderful.

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Wait, cabbage or CABG? Oh wait maybe it’s both

South Korea saying he’s alive and well

Probably a naive question, but there’s no reason SK would have any vested interest in falsely claiming he’s alive, right? Or is it more of a situation where baseless speculation leads to more instability, so it’s in their best interest to tell everybody to STFU until there’s real evidence or 100% consensus that something went down?

More likely this. Though I don’t know enough about Korean politics to completely rule out the former.

KJU dying leads to a power vacuum and through that a whole lot of unpredictability. Countries are probably better off watching from afar than stirring the pot.

It’s conceivable they have inside info that he’s dead and want to feign ignorance for fear of burning the source. But that seems very FPS to me as far as speculation by us goes.

Ouch that’s like Terrell Davis going down in week 4 of 1999.

Yeah I started playing fantasy football in 1992. Wrote the letter to invite all my relatives into the league in all caps. Still have it somewhere. Haven’t played for ten years though except when buddy makes me take over his team. Demonstrating my IQ and the, um, quality upbringing I had, my team name was originally the Baghdad Bombies. Offensive and a poor neologism for, something…

Doesn’t NK have like 50K missiles pointed at Seoul? I don’t blame them for saying everything is A-OK until it’s :100: confirmed.

Baseless speculation, it does seem they would want to defend against instability either way. That being said, they came out right away and said it, and now have more forcefully said it after speculation remains unabated.

Of course we can question their characterization of him as “well”.

Maybe KJU is doing a Gob magic trick and is going to shock the world.

Maybe it’s a bluff to see how people would respond to KJU’s death if it happened.

Not just the world but players with NK politics as well. Who’s gonna make moves to put themselves in position to be the new one? Who’s gonna backstab who? Kind of a way to see where loyalties lie. Then, he comes back and those who are disloyal he tortures and executes.

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If this could spell the end of TMZ it will have all be worthwhile

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KJU has gone dark before for awhile like this and of course no rumors flew back then at all.

The last one I remember was also a health issue, he vanished and then was noticeably limping when he reappeared.

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