Kim Jong-un - Now available with 10% less fat

Ya who knows what kind of source you can get for North Korea info and from what I can tell TMZ is reporting that he is reportedly dead so maybe there is more leeway to be wrong here.

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1254103393481527296

North Koreaā€™s Supreme Leader/dictator Kim Jong-un has reportedly died, or is on his death bed with no hope for recuperation ā€“ according to media outlets in China and Japan.

Hedging their bets somewhat.

I didnā€™t expect KJU to be the 1st World leader to die during this pandemicā€¦

Things may not improve in the near future but surely it gives them a slight chance.

This article is pretty embarrassing (the surgeon had shaky hands!) and also says it hasnā€™t been confirmed.

He is probably dead though.

I suspect the rumours are probably true or close to the truth, but we donā€™t have much to go on so far.

I have to believe the reports must be somewhat accurate. NK would be refuting and denying the reports otherwise.

For what itā€™s worth thereā€™s some YouTube blogging in NK atm and not 1 has said anything yetā€¦ But how can they tbh, until there out of there.

Iā€™m assuming we havenā€™t heard anything from North Korea because everyone that could potentially take over is currently participating in a Hunger Games style deathmatch with all of the other potential leaders

2 Likes

I think itā€™s possible heā€™s dead, but he was missing for a month a few years back and they said nothing. They donā€™t respond to rumours like this, Iā€™m sure the Chinese people who count are in the loop and the NK people being kept well in line.

Itā€™s amazing how in 2020 we have absolutely zero reliable information on anything that happens in North Korea. Itā€™s like the only place in the world with such a total media blackout.

Yeah, virtual media blackout but still have a small cadre of skilled computer hackers is such a strange combo.

North Korea will be a more progressive country than the US if they have a female leader before we do. Wild times. (Yea, I know, sheā€™s as likely to kill people as her brother with anti aircraft fire but still)

1 Like

Damn who do I replace him with in my biggest asshole draft?

1 Like

Lollll you really snuck that pick in under the wire

1 Like

This would imply Elizabethan England was a more progressive country, I mean cā€™mon.

4 Likes

I wonder if thereā€™s any chance of them just making a deal with S. Korea or China to essentially come in and clean house - but no prosecutions for past crimes as the key in the deal.

Zero. Iron law of institutions for one thing, plus itā€™s not clear at all that the upper-upper echelons donā€™t live fairly sweet lives even by our standards.

With whoever replaces him.

Thatā€™s likely true. Still, a competent administration has at least a chance to achieve something. Maybe stopping their nuclear program in exchange for economic aid. One could dream. Alas, we are stuck with the worst possible president.

22 Likes