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Kim Jung Un had surgery and apparently is in extremely bad shape post surgery.

Kim’s health has deteriorated in recent months due to heavy smoking, obesity and overwork, the Daily NK report said.

You eat as many Big Macs and snort as much Adderall as you like, no consequence. But you smoke one cigarette!

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Is there a next man up?

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https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1252419964193013761

Basically every response around Twitter is the Ghana funeral meme. People wore that out way too fast.

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Seriously though, who is going to be in charge if/when?

Probably like the Assistant to the Secretary of Agriculture because all of his cabinet members have gone into the wood chipper or been hit with the flame thrower

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Prob a military council of some sort will take control.

heardyoulikefunerals

Probably his sister, or whoever’s strings she pulls.

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Kim Jong Deux?

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Funeral hater dude is way better imo

china created a virus in a lab to take out kim jong un is clearly what happened here

If Kim Jong Un is really 300 pounds, there’s no fucking way Trump isn’t as well.

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What are the non-morbidly obese reasons for requiring cardiac surgery at 36?

In America evil people never die

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News Alert! Donald Trump also brain dead, per 500 US officials.

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Yeah. Not sure why this would keep Kim from running the country.

Oil prices at all time low, KJ Un dead, immigration halted!

Re-elect the Donald!

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Smoking-related COPD and congenital defects, maybe other stuff. Could easily be a twofer, smokes like a chimney apparently.

I’m not religious but clearly God is just fucking with us know. That’s the country who’s leader gets taken out during this?

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