I’m not saying I want the DNC to counter the RNC by inviting a pro wrestler who has spent decades cutting scathing promos against the RNC’s featured pro wrestler for being a duplicitous union-buster whose actions imperiled worker safety - in fact, I categorically don’t want them to since Jesse is kind of a conspiracy-minded lunatic who I don’t want the Harris campaign to be answerable for - but I’m amused by the thought.
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Ha, I pitched this headline to Hard Drive/Hard Times this morning: “Copy Editors Blast Harris’, Walz’s Names”
I won’t get to write it, but glad I’m not the only one who thought those names were trouble.
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Lol, flaaaaillllliiinnnnggg
https://x.com/esjesjesj/status/1820823918862541243
lol a left turn from the flailing but these things are coming so fast
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That thing we fought and died for… I dont take that very seriously, but a man who retired from the armed forces and then told everyone he retired, thats a bridge too far
What exactly do these folks think happens in bathrooms? I mean, I haven’t been in a women’s bathroom but are women walking around a restroom with their boobs out or masturbating in the corner? I’ve used a lot of mens public restrooms and I can’t really remember seeing anybody else’s schlong but my own - except in gym locker rooms with the old men drying their ballsacks.
Are they projecting because THEY find bathrooms to be sexual?
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I know this is a fresh take, but honestly it’s just because they are fucking weird.
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I know the weird thing is a bit worn out, but this is weird, like really weird.
It’s the “anyone who is menstruating” that tilts them - the presence of tampons in bathrooms for those who identify as male.
I have only seen that once, btw, in a bathroom at my alma mater. I saw the tampon machine and my penis immediately turned into a vagina and began seeping blood. It was horrible.
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Well at least you had tampons readily available!
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You should read the post, Mark
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in the winter they retreat into a government built series of tunnels like radical commies.
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Nah, too much effort tbqh
Damn it.
To be fair, its a parody based on the people who actually are accusing him of stolen valor, but yes, reading required
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I mean, the tampon thing will just confuse the hell out of a ton of conservatives to whom trans just means “guy that wears a dress and a wig so that he can either sneak into ladies’ rooms or kick ass at women’s sports”. The actual concept of trans dudes doesn’t even compute with a lot of them.
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I am happy with the pick, but this is in the “too soon” category for me: