Or if he was afraid of getting murdered (not saying that was actually the case)
I dunno, your fellow law bros didnāt seem to think so.
When a whistleblower reveals that the sole benefactor of the will is a Mr. Effrey Jepstein residing at One Palace Way, Monte Carlo, Monaco 9800, please fuckinā check yourself before posting steel beams lunacy here. There are tons of rich people with weird names in Monaco and it does not a conspiracy make.
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The first season of the Epstein Show was super frustrating because we saw the pedo dickhole evade justice but that was all just a setup for season two where the show turns into a classic locked-room murder mystery complete with a mysterious will and a cast of six different eccentric suspects (Hillary? Ghilsane? Trump? one of the rape victims? the warden? Prince Andrew?). You absolutely cannot tell me this is real life and not the product of an advanced neural network AI sim programmed to reproduce a classic British murder mystery. Prince Andrew is a suspect in a locked-room murder mystery --GTFO, this is some straight-up classic Agatha Christie Hercule Poirot shit, not real life.
Listen: I have spent my entire life reading Agatha Christie novels and watching Foyleās War, I have trained myself to crack this case wide open. The first thing to know is that the obvious heel is never the real murderer, so we can scratch Hillary off the list. Also, there is almost always a romantic angle involved, so watch for Ghilsaine and also watch out for estranged children or long-lost twins.
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Iām not going to tell you that Anthony Bourdain is actually Epsteinās estranged twin brother living underground in British Ceylon and waiting to claim his fortune, but also Iām not saying that isnāt what really happened. First I need to arrange for everyone to be in a room of some kind at the same time before I make my big reveal. I will also need to adopt a ridiculous accent and curious foreign mannerisms before I crack the case.
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I havenāt been following, but this is a weird post because corrupting the guards to get them to bring something in or look the other way while he commits suicide is absolutely a conspiracy theory.
Yea but not quite as wild as some of the crap wildly speculated early on itt. And honestly Iām not entirely sure some here dont still believe he was assassinated.
Believe is a strong word and I donāt think whatever is going on in anyoneās head around here should reach anything like ābelieveā whether itās plain suicide, someone paid the guards to stand down or bring something in, or someone else killed him. And unless Epstein checked into prison with a suitcase of cash, if the guards were paid to look the other way, someone else was involved.
I really canāt imagine any evidence coming along in this case to make me like 90% sure of what happened.
And comparing this to 9/11 is really off base. The problem with 9/11 is not that thereās no such thing as a conspiracy. Itās that itās ridiculous.
All the evidence leans strongly that he hung himself. I find it really astonishing anyone could be less than 90% sure of that.
It is absolutely pointless speculating beyond that. What we know is he died by his own hand.
You donāt know what happened at all. You donāt know that someone didnāt choke him to death with whatever it looks like he hung himself with and you donāt know whether he was intentionally allowed to hang himself or not. Speculating either way is just speculating and thereās plenty of reason to think heād be killed as well as reason to think heād kill himself. Itās all speculation. And obviously itās pointless. What could possibly be the point be either way?
I know what the new york medical examinerās office concluded and thereās nothing in that report to really question. No evidence of foul play either. Unless you are really asserting the new york medical examiner is somehow under the umbrella of some yet-to-be-named-but-still-asking-questions conspiracy? Cmon, itās absurd.
The guy hung himself. The sheer amount of effort and conspiracy involved for that to be incorrect is staggering.
i have not been paying that close of attention did they explain why he had no cellmate?
Like this is an appropriate sentence regarding 9/11, but not this. Itās not remotely the same thing, but you seem to think it is. Now I havenāt really been following, but what are you claiming the medical examiner said? Did the examiner say the injuries were inconsistent with being strangled? Thatās not what it seemed like last time I saw something and what hobbes was saying.
And heads of state and billionaires are implicated here. Thereās plenty of motivation and corrupting just a few people could go a long way. Itās not like 100s or even dozens or even several people have to be in on something.
Epstein had already been attacked. Heās off suicide watch. Guards are asleep. Thereās no way anyone should be 90% sure he just killed himself and no one else was involved.
That isnt what I said. I said we know he hung himself. I didnt say no one else was involved in that. But based on the available information, which we have no reason to doubt, he hung himself.
I think thereās reason to doubt everything here, but whatever, someone helping him hang himself isnāt really that much different conspiracy theory-wise. Of course it wouldnāt be the least bit surprising if he were suicidal.
Thereās no reason to believe the Southern District of Florida would get called off the prosecution of a child rapist from some outside source but it fucking happened. And all of the lying, cover up, and fake news resulting from that. But an apparent suicide by hanging canāt be explained by anything else because that would be a huge conspiracy. People keep making the same mistake of ignoring the priors.
Jeez, the lengths youāll go to to get me to like one of your posts. Happy?
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