Well if its a hostage situation with Rick Scott then I guess it’s not all bad news. Let’s be honest, the chances this guy did something positive for Americans was close to 0%.
i’m amazed that they decided their message is, “democrats hate trump, and that means they hate you, because trump is just like you”. the guy spent his whole life cultivating the image of an ultra elite gold everything manhattan landlord who makes unbelievable money without ever breaking a sweat
say racist shit and he has working class idiots camping out for 3 days in january to watch a live concert version of fox news; the most boring thing anyone could have ever imagined
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The person who is like them is the person who eats the same food they eat.
Imagine being so fucking stupid that you really and truly believe that the whole impeachment effort is about Joe Biden’s corruption.
I’m pretty sure(?) Rick Scott isn’t actually that stupid, but he’s talking to a whole lot of people who are.
You’ll be shocked to learn (OK not so shocked 
) that Linsey Graham was ready to sign on to efforts by Dick Durben to force the administration to send to Aid, before the whistleblower showed up. And made statements to that effect.
All of my friends who have done cocaine tell me when you’re doing coke, you only want two things.
- stop doing coke
- but only after some more coke
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My wife forwarded this to me:
ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.
REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!
BOLTON: raises hand Well I was in the…
REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You’re a liberal pawn!
BOLTON: Um… I’m actually I’m a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump’s national security advi…
REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.
FLYNN: in orange jumpsuit Hey sorry guys I’m in jail lol.
REPUBLICANS: What? Why?
FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.
REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!
FLYNN: The Pres…
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!
KELLY: raises hand I believe them. And I was Trump’s Chief of sta…
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let’s talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he?
MULVANEY: raises hand It me.
REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.
PARNAS: raises hand I was also in the room. In fact, here’s a cell phone video of the President saying that…
REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?
PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and…
REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You’re a criminal!
PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into…
TRUMP: I don’t know him.
PARNAS: And here’s 500 pictures of me with the President because we’re besties.
REPUBLICANS: Wait… What idiot introduced you to the President??
PARNAS: His personal lawyer.
REPUBLICANS: Cohen??
COHEN: also in orange jumpsuit Hey no sorry guys I’m in jail too.
REPUBLICANS: Why?
COHEN: For campaign finance violations.
REPUBLICANS: Who’s campaign?
COHEN: The Pres…
REPUBLICANS: Shut up!
PARNAS: It was Giuliani.
YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That’s the guy who had me fired from my job!
REPUBLICANS: Who are you??
YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.
REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??
GIULIANI: Nope.
REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??
SONDLAND: raises hand Me. I was also in the roo…
REPUBLICANS: F@$&!!!
PUTIN: rubs his bare chest
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update on witnesses.
R senators appear to be back to LOL no.
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“It me.” I lost it right here
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There’s no lower feeling than when the coke is all gone.
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MoMA must have their Jackson Pollocks on loan because I noticed Pam Bondi was wearing one.
In before Doug Jones votes no on at least 1 charge, letting his politics come ahead of the facts
Joe manchin on msnbc saying both sides are being hypocritical from moments in the past.
Then goes on to say he would be fine with hunter Biden being a witness because he thinks it’s relevant. Jfc
The upcoming question and answer marathon has to be more entertaining than the attorneys just freestyling…right? Curious to see what the Republican Senators come up with as questions for the prosecution team.
won’t they just rant about her emails and crowdstrike and not actually ask a question?
They can’t rant, because they still can’t talk. They submit written questions to be read by John Roberts.
The new Joe Lieberman, everyone.
If Bernie wins, Dems are going to need at least 53 Senate seats to overcome shitfritters like him in passing Bernie’s agenda.
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