It's time to delete Metabook, Twitter and TikTok (and Reddit). Fuck it, social media is cancer - a thread.

His account name is “Fakey McAccount”.

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“Zark Muckerberg”

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For years I had used an account with a made up name, hometown Valhalla and as my workplace I chose the ISS. Never had a problem.

My fake FB account is extremely fake, idk why it’s catching your accounts.

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This is just … incredibly dystopian.

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“Mark Suckerberg” is his account name he tried.

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I recently read this sentence in an article:

According to the book The Facebook Effect, while Mark Zuckerberg was at Harvard, he developed an algorithm that could predict which of his friends would hook up with each other with 33 percent accuracy.

Very normal dude.

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Problem solved

https://twitter.com/reckless/status/1450647074937180162?s=21

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Hopefully they change it to “This domain name has been seized by the FBI.”

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Faceverse

If they just go with THE ALMIGHTY THUMB they won’t even have to change their sign at HQ.

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Hahaha, “the company formerly known as Facebook” and it’s just a fucking thumb

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lol, better still.

Wait, what was it on 3rd Rock, the really big toe?

THIS JUST IN FROM THE REALLY BIG THUMB, DONALD TRUMP SAYS THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN. ADD YOUR THUMB TO THIS THUMB TO HELP STORM THE CAPITOL.

Facecock?

I think it was the Big Giant Head

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Confirmed

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Whatever they come up with is going to be dystopian as heck, like Amazon calling wage slave factory warehouses “fulfillment centers”.

They are probably going to go with something like Community.

New name is TakTok

https://twitter.com/facebookstop10/status/1451216752331874309?s=21

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