It's time to delete Metabook, Twitter and TikTok (and Reddit). Fuck it, social media is cancer - a thread.

I posted this video to Facebook because I remember how badly I mispronounced by students’ names the first time I gave attendance and how embarrassing it was.

My mother shared it. I highly doubt she sees the humor the same way I do -_-

Still funny cause it’s K&P and they’re GOAT.

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Went to Mrs Rugbys masters graduation. The university has a lot of international students and they were all worried about how they were going to pronounce the names.

They were read out by a lady known as “the name whisperer”. Literally flawless pronunciation on everything from multiple Chinese dialects, Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Thai, Vietnamese Russian, French etc. Jaws dropping all over the auditorium.

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So I work for a power company that runs coal powered powerstations. All while being a staunch lefty and environmentalalist.

My philosophy is “if I do my job better. Will I make the world a little better, neutral, or worse”

I help my team and customers a lot. As well as helping promote energy reduction and carbon offset programs. So I give myself a pass.

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Call me crazy but maybe this could have happened before 2020?

https://twitter.com/facebookstop10/status/1316027581548773376?s=21

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So a deplorable I grew up with apparently had a delivery and a bunch of pipes fell off the truck all over the place. A bunch of people didn’t stop. One guy did to help out. First comment is from his buddy blaming Democratics. Second comment is from me.

If you really want to trigger him explain how it is far more likely that the person who helped is a liberal Democrat. Conservatives are the party of personal responsibility, Democrats help those in need. Etc etc. That sounds like it will be far too complicated for this person to comprehend, but that’s the approach to take with this bullshit.

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I’m pretty liberal but there is just about a 0.0 chance I’m stopping to help some idiot that failed to secure his load unless the entire road was blocked and it was the only way to get moving again.

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Even then I’m just turning around and finding another way home.

In case you don’t want to read the New Yorker article I linked above, here is what we’re dealing with.

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Facebook is website that is really good at monetizing hate speech because evil people still need to be sold ads for dicks sporting goods. Cant let those people hang out on free message boards without ads and talk to each other. Facebook needs all the horrible shit written on there to make money.

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This is a question, not a suggestion: why not put Dan Bongino and Ben Shapiro in prison instead?

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I always pull over and help people if I can. It’s something I always have had a tendency to do, but now, as an Anarchist, I feel like it’s a duty.

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https://twitter.com/facebookstop10/status/1316749969475268613?s=21

Dan Bongino crushing it. Wonder how much money that guy makes?

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1316763261736452097?s=20

So what does Dan Bongino do actually? I’ve never heard of the guy until Riverman started posting these top 10s

He is like a mascot for inbred, aggressively stupid people. He looks the tough guy part and yells at the camera about things that the idiots can get riled up about. They LOVE him.

Eta: this is him. Dan Bingobongo.

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He’s a frequent guest of Hannity and Ingraham and fills in for Ingraham sometimes. Watched Hannity and Ingraham yesterday for the lulz to see them spaz out about Hunter Biden and he was on one or both of them, can’t remember. Also apparently Ingraham was a Supreme Court law clerk? She mentioned that last night. Obviously she makes way more than an average clerk now but going the right wing pundit/grifter route rather than being a lawyer making, what, half a million a year, seems extremely high variance.