This is one of my favorite thought exercises. Stuff like drug testing CEOs for corporate welfare, punitive private aviation taxes, automatic felon voter registration upon release, Election Day as a national holiday, etc.
Go!
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Disenfranchising Medicare/SS recipients. I don’t care how.
Using the Sergeant At Arms to arrest people not complying with subpoenas.
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Embracing policies that would actually support the working class in order to undermine Trump’s populism
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Going on fox and calling anyone complicit in this horror show the liars that they are over and over
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Medicare for all…
Equal justice for all
Preventing verifiable lies from being told on the congress floor.
This isn’t about what we should do with power… it’s more about how we could get it by finally admitting to ourselves that the gop has been right about the nuts and bolts of political operations for the last thirty years and we have been wrong. Any route to getting back the semi functional government of the now distant past is basically going to require us to kill the gop as a political party.
We need to disenfranchise their voters, rig the system, and generally get a lot less nice. We need to stop thinking about the way the world should be and think about how it really is… so that we can get the better world that’s actually possible.
Drug testing as a requirement to hold elected office.
Life imprisonments for Congress people who commit insider trading based on their information on pending legislation
Get nastier! Stuff that will actually help us get and hold power, not policy stuff we would do if we were in charge.
Gerrymander the ever loving shit out of every blue state.
Refuse to appropriate a single dollar for anything until Merrick Garland is on the Supreme Court
Endless House hearings into Mitch McConnell’s wife getting federal contracts from Trump
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I stand by disenfranchising their core voters. The best part about it is that assuming we use the same legal pathways they did they can’t attack us in the courts without undoing their own cheating.
And obviously we should gerrymander the everliving shit out of every blue state.
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Drug testing CEOs for corporate welfare is amazing. Both trolls the right and the corporate idiots.
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Require that he guest star on Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Surprised no one has mentioned the guillotine yet
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Hey we should start a draft thread for that.
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Raise the standard deduction to $30-35k so median income earners owe $0 in federal taxes. Make up for any losses by soaking the 1%.
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90% tax rate on short-term capital gains.
Impeach Gorsuch on principle.
Logan’s Run for anybody over 75. Sure some nice people will get got, but on balance you know it’s the right move.
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Have Eric Andre serve as the debate moderator for the democrat primary debates.
I’d watch this guy moderate any debate ever.
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All politicians in the House & Senate must give over there Tax returns to the FBI where 1st year students will go over them with the best forensic accountants and financial crime experts from the service as a graduate of there service and to help the academic world. Including the President.
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