Need to combat the high tech insurrectionists’s inflatable animal suits.
I would assume a hockey team loves ice. No problem with this.
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What does a Zamboni operator think about ice?
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Imagine how few would pass a test on the Constitution.
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Jesus my 64 year old dad would pass that easily. Are they recruiting geriatrics?
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if I can do that, I get the $50K sign up bonus? then I can quit?
gonna make my kids do it to pay for school
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There is no age cap.
Also, it’s not like that’s a super athlete or anything, but pretty solid for a 64-year-old. Especially the running. Being able to jog a mile and a half at all is probably top 10% of 64-year-olds.
Your 64 year old dad would be easily under 14 minutes for a 1.5 mile run?
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I want $50k if I fail. Not sure I can do the pushups atm due to broken wrist. Maybe not the run either because of bad knees.
I 100% cannot do the run right now. I can do the pushups for sure. Don’t really do situps so maybe on that one.
In a friendly competition this summer I did 100 push-ups in 11 minutes and they were a weird extra hard kind of push-up where you had to pull your hands entirely off the ground when you were down every rep. I could probably do the run, but I would literally be afraid that it would kill me. I’d want to do some training for it.
I’m not quite 64, but getting there.
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Whoops, I first assumed the 1.5 miles in 14 minutes was separate from the pushups and situps, but am now realizing they might mean doing all 3 in 14 minutes? That does change things. I know he can string together two under 9 minute miles, so it would depend how long it takes to do the pushups and situps
I am creeping up on 53 and could definitely pass that test. But I run a lot. I think that would be quite challenging for most people my age or older.
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No chance it’s all 3 in 14 minutes. It would take at least 5 minutes for the push ups and sit-ups. Very few people are running 1.5 miles in 9 minutes.
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When I was a young man I’m sure I could have done 15 pushups and 32 situps in less than a minute. I think I could do it in less than 2 now. Maybe. I used to be really good at situps and am now not very good. Still, I doubt it’s meant to be all 3 in 14 minutes.
15 pushups feels like an order of magnitude easier than a 1.5 mile run in 14 minutes.
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59, knees fine, seems easy, but would appreciate some time to pretend to get hurt if I realize there’s no way I can do it.
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Any non-evil government would probably take a second look at his immigration status after wrongfully imprisoning him for 40 years, obviously the most BS excuse ever.