Not so. My heart was mangled by one in her late 30s.
Speaking as one of the oldest on here - I’m 59, I don’t really feel much different mentally than 20 years ago.
Healthwise I lost a ton of weight a few years ago, so even though I make a lot of old man noises when I bend over I am much fitter and more active than I have been for years.
Lifestyle wise I still enjoy all the same stuff, going to gigs, going to football, drinking far too much. In the before times I still used to go clubbing a couple of times a year, even though the last time was “unassisted” as I had a bit of a heart thing 15 months ago.
The only real downside is when I catch sight of an aged husk in a mirror and realise it’s me
Uh, so apparently there are only 1 or 2 other people under 30? Time to drink I guess 
She’s coming back for you next Christmas. Just hang on. Keep farming and living the simple small town life.
Think of the wealth of knowledge available on this forum to someone in their 20s - over such topics as colonoscopies, hernias, ear hair removal, and identifying sharts before they happen. It’s a veritable gold mine.
For you young bucks and youthful ducks, try out the FaceApp to age yourself significantly. You’ll be pleased to see how much changes vs how much stays the same.
The only prob is the app assumes a consistent degree of health. Obv if you get in fights every night for thirty years of drinking, you might be missing some teeth by the time you’re fifty.
Meh. I was jilted once by a girl I was keen on, when I was early 20s. Years later, when she’d had enough of the guy who she chose over me she suggested we get married. lol No.
You’d make a shitty Hallmark Christmas movie.
Even Tom Hanks would turn it down.
I’m so fucking old I can remember when the confederacy attacked the United States.
But a great Lifetime movie.
Currently appears that 69% of UP is 5’8”-6’0” tall. Y’all are short.
Can someone respectable do education next? k thanks
That story works if there’s another woman who got rejected by another man, then Jalfrezi and the rejected woman get together and are super happy while the rejectors are miserable.
Fuck you.
Sorry, Napoleon complex.
Get them snowed in some small town with a charming downtown over Christmas and we’re talking.
lol @ 70% of the forum claiming to be above average height.