Governor Mike DeWine, GOAT (not actually)

Because this will get lost in the COVID thread, and is so incredible I believe it deserves its own thread:

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597174014332929
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597506182234118
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597509009285121
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597511802609667
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597516265435139

https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597056968134657
https://twitter.com/GovMikeDeWine/status/1392597059455291392

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This is awesome but lets pump the brakes on any and all positive feelings towards Mike DeWine beyond this one exact thing.

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This exact one thing is an incredible thing though.

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https://twitter.com/Sienna11974352/status/1392608730383069184

Lol.

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They should definitely advertise this on every lotto ticket and all lotto-related media with a link and phone number to get vaxxed.

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Yup, and on tv, and all over the place. And also every other governor should fucking copy this.

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Most obvious bot ever

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Let’s post anti-vax responess

https://twitter.com/JFerramosca/status/1392606199904886786?s=20

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This is a really good idea. Surprised others haven’t thought of it.

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This is a very good thing and he should be praised.

Absolutely goddamn not.

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I’ll give DeWine GOAT status if he replies, “Have fun staying poor.”

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Not enough to make me ever consider voting for him should he run for any office I am eligible to vote for.

Imagine how mad people are gonna be when they find out the check is for $998,000.

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God if I win this I’m going to buy so much skyline chili.

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I really hope Ryan Day wins and we have a “HEEEERE COME THE PRETZELS” situation

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Dave Chappelle could win and then use the money to buy weed from Boner.

DeWine’s been pretty good on the pandemic given that he’d be shot by Trumpers if he really pushed hard to stop the virus. I think there’s zero chance he gets re-elected.

I’ll be the first to say, this doesn’t seem without ethical questions.

ETA: in this thread

Let’s be real, the GOAT element here isn’t that this is amazing public policy. It’s that it magnifies Q disciples comparing the great state of Ohio to Nazi Germany on Twitter and accelerates the snake eating itself in broad daylight. I vote GOAT.

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He’s more likely to use the money to fund But Actually, a think tank to warn against the dangers of cancel culture and trans rights.