I’m surprised Russia didn’t bribe him with state of the art hair transplants, perhaps from a country like turkey who excels at high end transplant experiences.
I honestly cant tell if that is sarcasm or not
Seems like sarcasm.
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I honestly can’t tell if this is taking it as sarcasm or not.
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I don’t think his tweet is sarcasm.
I think his tweet should read “Upon speaking to my legal team, this is what I am now saying publicly…”
And I think it’s hilarious that he caved so fast and shows his true colors.
#teamsarcasm
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Without the $200b line I might think it’s a lawyer advised statement, but that part, yeah, definitely just him being a shit.
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I like the idea of a lawyer who advises his client to answer everything sarcastically in order to claim plausible deniability to everything. Has the workings of an absolutely awful SNL sketch imo.
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Nathan Fielder figured out this loophole years ago. You first need to establish yourself as a parody artist, and you can then commit all kinds of crimes with impunity
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Jokes on you all, the Kremlin was paying me to espouse positions I truly hold!
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It’s obviously sarcasm
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wtf? Florida is basically instant.
https://x.com/ilikeadamsmith/status/1831463028669464877
MAGA going full Mao to solve the immigration issue.
I looked at the thread and it’s at least a semi-troll.
That’s literally socialism; my aunt fled east Germany (when it was still easy) because she had to help out harvesting all the time while being a bank clerk.
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I’m going to horseshoe and say I think we should go further. Everyone has to do a full year doing a minimum wage job.
Accept you actually have to do it properly. No financial support form family, can’t live at home, no healthcare.*
- Exact details of all this to be confirmed at a later date
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oof