GOP insanity containment thread 3: more human than strom thurman

The South (seceding again) is the Union this time.

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You’re not?

Big first time? energy to this post

I didn’t pay much attention when my elder lesbians tried to explain it to me, but I think turkey basters were involved.

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:rofl:

In keeping with the thread title, for your viewing pleasure:

If you can’t bear to hold out, you’ll want to get to about 1:07. Trust me.

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Why is Ben wearing a farts hoodie?

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That’s predictably awful, but:

Dawg, it’s a yarmulke, homie, no cap

is a fucking brilliant line.

Some fantastic band names on this list.

https://twitter.com/benedictsred/status/1751256120025374822

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I see this man knows his apostrophe’s

“High Fullutent Sophisticated Swine” is excellent

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I hope High Fullutent don’t play too much from their new album. It’s not as good as their first 3.

Someone should repurpose that as one of those annoying “How many of these things describe you!” boomer memes

I got 19, I think. Who can score higher?

Just 2. Drunkard and Pervert.

New Ager’s Democrat’s Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse imo.

Thieve’s

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1750962104985698634?t=9xF-JslDEf_oriXlgjFkHg&s=19

I am telling you right now… that motherfucker up there is not a white man
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It really is incredible how seamlessly the gop moves from one three letter boogyman to the next and they all just fall in lock step so quickly. BLM, CRT, DEI, ABCs, JEW…just so much to be tereified about out there in the big scary world.

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And the men all think they’re the big tough alpha dogs among us

Thats how you know its serious. If even a top strong alpha male like ben shaipro is afraid it must be something really terrifying.

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