Heartbreaking that those are a woman’s only two options, but Tim Mooney doesn’t make the rules, God does.
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C) Live an independent life where she follows her passions and has stable, fun and interesting relationships based on mutual respec… pahahaha nah lets not go crazy here.
Honestly i would happily murder that person (in a video game).
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Maturity to handle a relationship with a 16 year old.
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The double fuck you is that it’s not like Gaetz was a lonely widowed farmer who met her at the small town local country store and they happened to fall in love and, you know, sometimes rules get in the way of reality and just trying to make it in this crazy world.
He was and still is running the hookers and blow train and, giving him the best benefit of the doubt, he just so happened to hook an underage one. He and his buddies are doing the running through without even the pretense of a relationship!
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we’re getting a sequel to that movie. won’t be as good as that one though…
Is she going to marry another son of a board game tycoon that also happens to have sold his soul to the devil?
maybe amnesia and she doesn’t even remember the events of film 1… or a twin sister… endless possibilities really…
Selfie in the truck while wearing wraparound sunglasses. Claaaaaasic scumbag.
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https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1779529741579542854
George concisely sums up how destructive and idiotic it sounds to vote to reelect the WOAT POTUS, and Sununu doesn’t push back, only justifies his position because half the country is that stupid too. I am NEVER EVER getting used to this. Dial got turned up from dumb to megadumb bout ten years back and I haven’t come close to adjusting.
EDIT: bottom clip is what I’m referencing
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The moderate wing of the republican party.
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“Perhaps disrespectfully” is just such a chef’s kiss
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Wait. I thought they liked “gross and vulgar”. I’m so confused.
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Just to be clear, her standard for “gross and vulgar” jokes is something other than this (from 2018): Mississippi senator, whose runoff opponent is black, jokes about 'public hanging'
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They like punching down, not jokes about Korean whorehouses (at least in mixed company).
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Idiocy is their brand. They can’t criticize her for that.
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