GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Hopefully someday you’ll catch a break.

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Your potato is whatever gender it is regardless of whether they prefer mustaches or being called Mr.

Don’t let David Brody constrain your concept of a potato’s gender identity!!1!

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You’d think the white nationalist event was CPAC, but you’d be wrong. It was AFPAC!

https://mobile.twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1365505067953045505?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1365505067953045505|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fgop-congressman-skips-covid-relief-vote-to-speak-at-white-nationalist-rally_n_603aa71ec5b6d7794adf63d0

But he did later speak at CPAC too.

https://twitter.com/DrPhilGoff/status/1365917805225406467

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Your pony presents and identifies as slow.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/RagingPachyderm/status/1366017047646244865

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pretty fucking accurate, if only 4 years too late.

Real or onion?

That’s an interesting hairstyle for the person on the right.

I think that’s called the Ted Crewz Cut.

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We were seven days since the last time someone invoked the Curse of Riverman.

Reset the clock!

when they say “end stages” they mean it’s definitely rotting away in the next 20 years. :roll_eyes:

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…so the GOP will rule the US for two more decades? :face_with_monocle:

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Here’s the rest of that page

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CrossFit is entering the GOP Insanity Contaiment business:

From that article, there’s supposedly a link to her doing pullups.

I clicked it. What in the actual fuck are these things? (should be timestamped appropriately)

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Those are kipping pull-ups! Excellent exercise for inducing SLAP tears!

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I feel like this is currently just standard non-insane corruption and doesn’t quite fit in this thread (but where else should it go?), but she was probably using the plane for insane purposes and it will eventually belong here.

https://twitter.com/RuralCOUnited/status/1366387379636895746

N two EIGHT EIGHT two U???

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