GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/JoshMandelOhio/status/1461112113087356938?s=20

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https://twitter.com/GOPChairwoman/status/1461341174342561795

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On one hand, seems like border security is doing ok to intercept that much!

On the other, maybe we could make America less of a complete fucking hellscape for poor people so they stop killing themselves with drugs at a record pace.

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THATS SOCIALISM!!!

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Senator, I don’t know whether to call you dumbass or shithead.

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1461372365821075458?s=20

https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1461378473201737729?s=20

Come on Elizabeth, use some four letter words.

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They’re from China?

China isn’t even communist lol

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That’s just a technicality though. Kennedy is going with the immediately observable facts.

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I’m not sure but when I see this guys face, I think of the nutcracker.

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https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1461105752194625538?s=20

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Ok, I’m being informed that Kennedy is not a dumbass. Shithead it is!

https://twitter.com/SchottHappens/status/1461434186884026368?s=20

“He went to Oxford therefore he isn’t a racist jackass” isn’t the strong argument this guy thinks it is.

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God I’m so sick of that shit. Jared Kushner went to Harvard.

if only we were in a utopia instead where we just used the same drugs all the time as recreation.

This. When is someone going to answer a question like that with ‘that’s because you’re a fucking idiot or using racist dogwhistles because you’re a fucking racist’.

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Just a reminder John Kennedy was in Russia as part of that 4th of July crew a few years ago.

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the us gov’t actually asks you several times whether you are a communist or a member of the communist part multiple times. there’s the immigration/refugee application, immigration interview, background check, then again when you apply and get your green card, then again when you apply and get your citizenship. as recently as 20 years ago, which is when Omarova was immigrating and getting her citizenship (1991-2000 i presume).

so, Kennedy doesn’t know what to call her, but the us government already does.

wtf, wikipedia

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Omarova moved to the United States in 1991, “with one suitcase and a fifty-dollar bill in my pocket”

One-up on Ted Cruz’ dad’s $100 bill sewn in his underwear.

Cousin Greg level word salad

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1461380725979197444?s=21