GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

There’s a wide variety of options in these spots, you just have to think like a criminal. The goal is for him to call the cops and have them fill out a report and never think about it again. Sadly one of the better resources for this is probably finding out how white people have harassed black people in that city for living in their neighborhoods and copying those tactics to the letter.

It’s important to get this guy constantly reported to the local police by every single person in the neighborhood you can rope into it. You want it to be extremely clear to the police that he’s the problem. The more annoyed with this guy the cops get the more you can get away with. Six to twelve months in he’s either going to have deescalated or the cops are going to be looking the other way when people (wearing masks for deniability) fling glass jars full of fermented human waste at this guys home/vehicles. The cops will just file a report and tell him that maybe he shouldn’t piss off literally all his neighbors.

This guy is flagging himself for PVP and isn’t going to be getting police protection anymore if he keeps harassing his neighbors for sport. Nobody likes dealing with unnecessary bullshit and this guy seems to love creating it.

just wear a mask, leave by a back door hop a fence, smash a window. couple weeks later, repeat.

Pretty easy to throw rocks from outside of camera range

This guy is going to be in the senate

https://twitter.com/accountablegop/status/1446807666236346376?s=21

I really haven’t been following the Ohio race. Is this guy a true believer or is it just an act? It doesn’t matter a ton, but I’m curious.

He seems like the real deal.

JD Vance tries to act the part, but it’s just transparently pathetic. Mandel is a true believer.

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My read is total act. It feels completely contrived to me and has the smell of a complete stiff just smashing the white grievance greatest hits buttons over and over because he knows it wins.

I guess the jury is still out on this one.

https://twitter.com/joshmandelohio/status/1446246052747784195?s=21

C’mon - this guy is 100% trolling his way into office.

I made the mistake of reading his Wiki and he’s been quite an asshole for a very long time. He’s Ohio’s Jewish Ted Cruz.

I think the Ted Cruz comparison supports my view. Cruz and Mandel are clearly terrible assholes. But Cruz isn’t your grassroots insurrectionist type IMO - he became one when the only way to power and relevance was to MAGA it up as much as possible.

A true believer wouldn’t do these dopey stand-ups at night in front of corn fields in front of Trump signs that “oh I just happened to pass on the road”. That shit’s 100% concocted in an lab of how to mash MAGA buttons.

https://twitter.com/joshmandelohio/status/1436143658693185537?s=21

This is my read also.

Yeah my read is that Mandel is an act. Cruz is a good comparison. Vance’s problem is that he still fundamentally values intellect over power. He’s willing to cosplay as a MAGA guy, but he’s not willing to put everything into acting like a brain damaged cretin, to disparage his own intellectual accomplishment. He’s a Yale guy. On the right at the moment there is no compromise on scorning intellectualism, that’s the core value, you have to be all-in on that. Cruz is smart but he is willing to jettison that totally for power.

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What does it matter if he’s trolling or not? It’s not like he’s going to govern reasonably in office if it’s all an act. His position in office depends on him being fucking insane.

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It doesn’t. I don’t know that anyone thinks it does. It’s just idle curiosity (at least that is what it is for me).

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Mark Brnovich is the conservative republican Attorney General of AZ. He’s running for Senate in 2022. He’s anti-LGBT, pro-wall, terrible on the environment, Obamacare, and everything else.

So I was confused when I saw this attack ad saying he was bad on immigration and insufficiently supportive of Trump. I guess he meekly pushed back a bit against the big lie when he had no choice about certifying the 2020 election. The ad supports Blake Masters and shows him shaking hands with Trump.

A bit of googling illuminated the situation:

  1. The SuperPac behind this challenger, Blake Masters, is funded by $10 million from libertarian weirdo Peter Thiel
  2. Blake Masters is the “chief operating officer of Thiel Capital and the president of the Thiel Foundation”. Oh.

Thiel’s other high-profile support is for JD Vance in Ohio.

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Agreed. The question was raised so we discussed. I agree it doesn’t matter if any of these ghouls are “true believers” or not.

Meanwhile, in Ohio:

https://twitter.com/joshmandelohio/status/1447606643299168266?s=21

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There’s just so much to be angry about, it’s the culture war grievance race of the century!

https://twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1447574137766092803

https://twitter.com/JDVance1/status/1447574557775237128

Yea no way Columbus day is not just a completely made up holiday. I do like sneaking in the European in there. Needs a marble statue image though

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What a choad. Who cares about Columbus Day when Supermans are kissing each other and destroying America?

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