GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

I kind of doubt anyone here saw this fucker on Maher last night. But he put on a very decent act of being “one of the good ones”. If you didn’t know any of this shit, you’d think that if it weren’t for his valiant efforts, we’d have 4 more years of Trump.

More Republicans in power acting petty

“Whereas because of her eloquent prose the circulation of Florida Today dropped only 16 percent during her tenure,” commissioner John Tobia said at Tuesday’s commission meeting, reading his resolution from the dais.

“Whereas her dedication to Brevard is exemplified by her accepting a position with the Miami Herald a mere three years after coming here,” he continued. “And whereas her liberal views will be sorely missed by the Brevard Democrats alike …”

Commissioner Bryan Lober interjected at one point to propose an amendment: “Whereas throughout her employment with Florida Today, Ms. Rangel never once let the fact that she’s forbidden from voting in this county deter her from commenting on … politics and criticizing numerous elected officials.” He turned to his colleagues. “I don’t know if you’d be okay with that.”
They were okay with that, and added the language to the resolution.

Lober then took off his mask to propose a second, less “palatable” addition to the resolution. “Whereas … Ms. Rangel deserves recognition for selflessly remaining in this country, not withstanding our nearly tenfold higher per capita GDP and approximately one-sixth the murder rate of the country from which she hails,” he said, then leaned back and smirked. His colleagues rejected this final amendment, but it still got laughs from the dais.

In an email to The Post, Lober defended the resolution. “If she can dish it, she should be able to take it,” he said. Her “job should have been to report the news, not to contort it to fit a recurring, prejudiced agenda.”

He said he has nothing against “legal immigration,” and his amendments “dealt with the hypocrisy of having someone who is not entitled to vote routinely commenting on politics and bemoaning what she clearly feels is a reprehensible county, state, and country.”

By bringing up Brazil’s crime rate and GDP, Lober said, he wanted to “illustrate how well we have it here, not how undesirable the situation may be in Rangel’s home country.”

This isn’t the first time the commissioner has caused offense. In 2019, the state’s Anti-Defamation League chapter and some Republicans condemned Lober for Facebook comments suggesting a Democratic official get an abortion, in which he called her potential children a “litter” and “a scourge of humanity.” (Lober later said he was being “facetious.”)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/media/2021/02/14/florida-county-immigrant-resolution/

1 Like

graham suggested they were going to impeach Harris today for helping people with bail during the BLM protests because it’s just like what Trump did…

Yeah…I was astonished President Harris would do such a thing.

Honestly it’s infuriating this both side shit works on so many non deplorables.

3 Likes

https://twitter.com/_maargentino/status/1306213415753572358?s=21

2 Likes

If that isn’t fake, they’re still super delusional. The police aren’t coming in with a warrant unless youve done really bad shit and you’re already fucked. Then you’re going to prison for child porn and you won’t be having a fun time.

And best case scenario, dude won’t be allowed to touch a computer or smartphone for quite a while.

Republican pedos just assume that everyone’s secretly a pedo and Democrats are even worse.

Of course, I’d vote for any Democratic pedo over any Republican non-pedo.

1 Like

Psychological projection like this boggles my mind. I try to understand but I just can’t.

1 Like

I’ve always been suspicious of anyone who is over-the-top vociferously anti-pedophile - like they’re yelling at a side of themselves they hate.

3 Likes

Do you ever wonder if any over-the-top vociferously anti-capitalists are secretly holding a ton of stonks?

1 Like

No

What about people who are over-the-top anti-LGBT?

How much time would the black guy had served of it actually was him and not your (I’m assuming?) white friend of a friend?

Some of those too for sure.

Is there a scandal with the Lincoln Project or is it just that they asked morons for money and the morons gave it to them?

Something about covering up sexual misconduct by a co-founder since June.

To be fair they are republicans so they obviously are going to sexually harass.

Like Lindsey Graham?

As we all know here the site that Senator Cruz is quoting is an actual parody website.

Screenshotted just for posterity.

https://mobile.twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1361118478778986498

3 Likes