GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Well you are not their audience. And their audience will think that’s very clever.

by “good” I mean “for me to poop on”

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Back in my day these people would be writing for the local College Republican newsletter.

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Lol morgonn throwing a hat into the annoying naming of child ring.

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Step one

Cut a hole in the box

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Step 2: Send pony to the glue factory?

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Don’t even care. It’s a joke so good it needs to be told twice

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I agree. Guy on the right looks exactly like Samberg, right down to the fucking circle rims

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The extra n is a bit much, but I’m not sure why they added a g in the middle either.

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Looks like someone already did that on that guy’s head.

100% I cannot tell if this is real or a joke.

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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1440838033222242309

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Idiocracy was a documentary from a time traveler and I won’t be convinced otherwise.

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Liberals are demons, got it.

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1440644282759614478?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1440644282759614478|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffpost.com%2Fentry%2Fmichael-flynn-vaccines-salad-dressing_n_614bbe21e4b03d83baceb1fa

Russian dressing?. (Credit to someone on Twitter)

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Diabolical. Real Americans in red states are notorious for their insatiable demand for salad. The globalists are unstoppable now.

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If I’m Joe Biden one of the first things I do is demand a review of how in the fuck our military let someone as obviously insane as Michael Flynn rise to one of the highest ranking leadership positions. Want to know why we keep fucking up every military conflict we are in? This seems like a good place to start.

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