GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

https://twitter.com/kaivanshroff/status/1358506729256927237?s=21

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So the Q nutters were right all along…

that tweet needs more hastert

Replies indicate he was a COVID truther and mega-deplorable.

https://twitter.com/chadpergram/status/1358803319540572161?s=21

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Sadly, he announced a positive test on January 21 after coming into contact with a person who tested positive the previous week, so we can’t blame it on the insurrectionists. Nor do we know what hero infected him.

He won his last re-election bid 53-44 in a gerrymandered district where a blue part of Tarrant County (home to Fort Worth) is attached to two rural counties that it is barely connected to. Feels like a hard district to flip, but Ted Cruz only won the district 51-48 in 2018 and maybe there’s a puncher’s chance without Trump on top of the ticket.

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Lock. Her. Up.

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What We Know: She will never face any consequences no matter how illegal it was

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The pizza calls are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

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Don’t speak too soon, she might face severe repercussions like not being allowed to sit on House committees.

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But what if she HAS to go through a metal detector. Like seriously, she HAS to.

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Iirc McCarthy defended MTG by saying she’d told him she no longer believed those things she said when she was a private citizen. Yet, here she is, two days after beginning her term, the day before the insurrection, talking the same shit as before! :thinking:
https://twitter.com/funder/status/1358943647039967232?s=19

This guy is the majority leader in the MI Senate.

https://twitter.com/reardonreports/status/1359295042700075008?s=21

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I don’t really want to celebrate the death of human beings, even if they’re idiots and go in ways that say “this guy deserved to go exactly this way”. On the other hand, a year ago I predicted ~5 congresspeople or senators would end up going this way and I don’t want to go o-fer either.

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I want Republicans to die in ways that I can use to troll conservatives online.

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Since this guy likely contributed to deaths of his constituents, that seems fair in this specific case.

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Ron Wright was my representative.

lol what a dummy.

https://twitter.com/adamserwer/status/1359861558826971138?s=21