GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

It is the cheat code to life. It’s kind of like being a complete sociopath in business. My biggest frustration in life is the ease with which complete pieces of shit so often glide through without any shame or accountability.

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I mean, its pretty much the definition of selling your soul. There is no pointy pitchfork devil offering a faustian trade, but if you give up all morals and sense of decency, you can be a very rich person.

Too many people find this to be a fair trade, cause, ya know, capitalism and shit.

Good lord

https://twitter.com/baseballcrank/status/1406275853084921861?s=21

I feel like they have one name scheme for kids and dogs alike. Hunter, Champ, Sport, Buddy.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/AuthorKimberley/status/1406025574456381441

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Humorless twits

They think this is funny.

Nice url too

2 Summer holidays! How will we ever recover from this?

Good thing it’s already summer so those overpaid teachers don’t get another day off.

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I still don’t see why the Senate was unanimous in support of Juneteenth. As an argument against an election day holiday? “Oh, too many holidays already! We just gave you one!” I’d consider a counter of moving another holiday to election day. I see several possibilities.

New Year’s Day January 1
Martin Luther King, Jr. Day January 18
George Washington’s Birthday February 15
Memorial Day May 31
Independence Day July 5
Labor Day September 6
Columbus Day October 11
Veterans Day November 11
Thanksgiving Day November 25
Christmas Day December 25

I don’t think King would mind it’s not on his birthday. Columbus Day could be renamed and moved, who cares. Veterans Day already close by.

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Considering what veterans supposedly fought and died for there is no reason for it not to be tied to election day

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Fuck Columbus and fuck Columbus Day.

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Loool Dems won’t even make Election Day a national holiday what absolute losers

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This is true, but I must admit I just don’t get how it works.

I’ve seen people that are obviously not very competent, generally unethical, and literally no one who works closely with them likes them even a little. How the fuck does someone like that rise to the top? I know it happens all the time. But how?

Show up every day and talk shit about everyone else behind their back.

This is great and all, but it’s (i.e., Shapiro’s) nearly a year-old tweet. Did something new on the topic Shapiro and WAP come up in the last week?

Yeah, I posted this theory earlier:

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Also strategically make people miserable so they quit and position yourself to advance when they do via kissing ass.

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Opps… That’s what I get again for posting while watching the football :rofl:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1405874241514442754?s=19

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https://twitter.com/ArgumentsValid/status/1405876110689136650

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