GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Right but that power will be exercised doing useless kleptocratic nonsense with dire consequences for the world. The whole global economy has been formed around a core assumption that the US Federal government is functioning and mitigating a bunch of big risks. It seems inevitable that they will hand off that responsibility to China in the coming decades but if the handoff is fumbled the consequences will be disastrous.

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American Fries you tool.

It’s unfortunate and disconcerting how many misogynistic insults came to mind before landing on tool.

Got to protect those massive ISPs from the public.

One reason we can’t have a “left” fox is that all the people who could make it happen also would choose fascism if they had to choose between that and democratic socialism. You can’t make a fox if your main message is that actually everything is fine and we’re heading in the right direction. So you’re left with like MeansTV and a network of leftist podcasters who, while they do have money, have nowhere near enough to put out a national cable channel.

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Lol how did they just not make something up already? What’s with the massive dog and pony show ? Show how insanely hard it was to find and how all of them could be rigged and need to go to this secure location?

Major lol if at the end of this nobody is crazy enough to actually try and fake that they found proof of voter fraud. I mean you would be inviting and insane legal shitstorm so you’d legit need to be crazy

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Just pure dirtbag grifting of people who are genuinely suffering.

Charlie Kirk has an entire face, and yet his features are all trying to take up the exact same space right at the very center.
It’s like a pizza with one slice of pepperoni in the center.

— Zak Wojnar 🐣 (@ZakWojnar) June 17, 2021
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Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay god!

fuck

Another banner victory for Team Law. Special shoutout to the prosecutor, standing firm against a rising fascist tide.

Such strength.

I think it’s possible in theory to get disbarred, but damnned if I know what you actually have to do to make that happen. Apparently waving assault rifles around like a murderous lunatic isn’t enough.

Basically commingling client funds is the only way.

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I did it so you all don’t have to. $19.95 (+ S&H) for 49 packets and they recommend 2-3 packets per day.

Ingredients include:

  • Icariin, which is a traditional Chinese medicinal herb, also known as “horny goat weed”
  • Japanese Fleeceflower Which is apparently where the resveratrol comes from. Just the inclusion of this ingredient makes it a little too on the nose. Could they have tried to be more subtle?
  • Turmeric
  • Fish oil, which is good.

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Well if it mostly gets police plagued by heavy belts I’m okay.

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Fleece water is the key ingredient.

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America is the land of choice and opportunity. 20 flavors of toothpaste and 2 death penalty options.

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