GOP Insanity Containment: Beets, Gazpacho, and Lube

Ok, well these two guys went HAM:

https://twitter.com/questauthority/status/1400616525028106240

https://twitter.com/AkivaMCohen/status/1400818826745372673

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Never heard of the firm but appearly they are the 90th largest firm and based in Indiana.

“On June 4, 2021, Barnes & Thornburg announced that the partner who had signed onto the lawsuit had avoided internal authorization procedures and was no longer with the firm, and that it would be withdrawing as counsel on the suit.[13]

https://twitter.com/obarcala/status/1400880848728170496?s=20

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Lawbros, if you are not citing Hitler in your filings, you are just not trying hard enough.

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Should be “Hitler, Adolf.” lrn2cite

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Losing a BigLaw partnership to file a meaningless lawsuit from my pillow guy. In a sane world he’d already be disbarred.

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https://twitter.com/LeahLitman/status/1400851648512069638

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Looks like he was an anti-union labor lawyer who lateraled to B&T. Those clients pay their bills and not overly many lawyers would handle such work. B&T appears to be local counsel and, as an employment lawyer, the guy shouldn’t have been involved in the case, which is apparently lead by some Guliani acquaintances out of TX.

If you’re doing dim sum at the gold coast (ping pong?), you can skip the chicken feet.

Can one of you lawbros give me the cliffs on these guys. I’m too lazy to look them up.

While you’re at it, how about cliffs on the status of the various Dominion lawsuits? Why don’t they pick a guy not to settle with and sue him into oblivion as an example to the rest of the riffraff? Seems like Lindell is begging to be that guy.

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Almost make you want to move back to Ohio

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Yeah he seemed pretty new at it. He was brand new to Texas. He started asking me if the weather was like this in June (cloudy and rainy) because he thought it was supposed to be hot. I told him it’s because of climate change.

We did have a decent discussion on video games but apparently he has been without internet for six months. :flushed:

Guy was definitely an oversharer. Won’t last in that job. I wasn’t paying him.

https://twitter.com/jsrailton/status/1401006708634304520?s=21

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When did you put windows in your golf cart?

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Just the absolute dumbest criminals possible at every step and somehow despite openly plotting this shit nothing will happen to them. Watch whiteness work.

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Spotted in the wild.

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He slipped a correct one in there, sneaky.

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“gun control is racist” :thinking:

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Correct and still mind numbingly ironic. Works on multiple levels too.

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